Only a person who has never lived in rural America believes that rural America doesn't have a crime and drug problem. https://twitter.com/KyleKashuv/status/1299931048340586499

And also, someone who has never lived in a city.

Honestly, only people who have only ever lived in wealthy suburbs would say this. That's really it.

Anyway maybe you aren't gonna step on a needle but I have some meth labs to show you my man. Come on down.

Rural people do the crimes so that urban folks can buy the drugs and you know why it's because there are no cops.

Also y'all you know why there isn't $8 coffee it's because there aren't coffee shops. Not because things are magically significantly cheaper in rural America.

Please show me this magical rural place with alpacas and cheap lattes and a p ark within walking distance because that sounds like a utopia i can get behind