My youngest got a treat today in the toy shop - really wanted this African safari toy set; Lions, Giraffe, Zebra, Hippo, elephant and of course a moose that clearly got lost

The tiger, also lost, probably because he has clearly been at the pills

Clearly when they packaged this they were like

“Do we have an antelope?”

“What’s an antelope?”

“You know, like a deer, antlers, gets eaten by things.”

“Yeah I think we got something like it.”

Just examined the Lion and he looks like he’s been on some strong weed for a few days and honestly not feeling like the King or much at all