For Cass& #39;s birthday, reply to this and I& #39;ll tell you a hummingbird swear word.

(First 5 replies now, and then I& #39;ll do this again at noon and later this evening so no time zone is left out.) https://twitter.com/casskhaw/status/1300379263422656513">https://twitter.com/casskhaw/...
https://twitter.com/DocHollandD/status/1300417969126666242

pzzz*PIP!">https://twitter.com/DocHollan... — (Verb) A rude jostle away from the feeder.
https://twitter.com/UberPinguin/status/1300418266251382787

bibBIP!!perp">https://twitter.com/UberPingu... — (Noun)

1. A flower that& #39;s already been sucked dry of nectar.

2. That fucker who sucked the flower dry before I could get to it.
https://twitter.com/FuzzyFreaks/status/1300418384300044290

zzzzvRRR!!">https://twitter.com/FuzzyFrea... — (Adj.) Wholly disgusting. As in "Did you just poop in the feeder? That& #39;s zzzzvRRR!!"
https://twitter.com/peripateticmeg/status/1300419033733492736

MEEPMEEPVRRRT">https://twitter.com/peripatet... — (Noun) A general expression of extreme contempt or frustration. As in "Kenny the Rufous is a real MEEPMEEPVRRRT!"
https://twitter.com/MerryMissMer/status/1300418975134752768

plerbbbb">https://twitter.com/MerryMiss... — (1) (Noun) Human. Slow. (2) (Adjective) Human-like. (3) (Verb) To do something as if you were a slow human.
That& #39;s all for now but I& #39;ll open these again at noon so no timezone is left out!
The first five replies to this tweet activate hummingbird swears!
https://twitter.com/AndreaWrote/status/1300462683347726339

brrrp">https://twitter.com/AndreaWro... — (Noun) Overall creeping sense of dread. A prehistoric term now used almost entirely in respect to plerbbbb feeders, cameras, and social media.
https://twitter.com/Furrama/status/1300462883323559936

ZIBzurrrrrPBLP">https://twitter.com/Furrama/s... — (1) (Verb) To slow down. (2) (Noun) An intense insult indicating slowness.
https://twitter.com/JayDzed/status/1300463338816548865

purbt">https://twitter.com/JayDzed/s... — (Adj.) An expression of profane exhaustion. As in "I& #39;ve been zooming all day and I& #39;m purbt!"
zzzPIP-perp — (Adj.) No direct translation available. Incorporates emotional elements of "slowness," "boredom," hunger," and "human-like." Prepare to take a wing to the junk if you say this. https://twitter.com/nefarious_vix/status/1300463469553049601">https://twitter.com/nefarious...
https://twitter.com/AliciLee/status/1300463644204044290

pluuub">https://twitter.com/AliciLee/... — (Noun) Poop-spray which cascades down from above while you& #39;re minding your own business at the feeder.
All right! Evening crew--the first five people to respond to this tweet learn new hummingbird swears!
https://twitter.com/DocInfinity/status/1300593506201690112

kzzzrt*EEP*—">https://twitter.com/DocInfini... (Verb) To engage in extremely furious fluttering sex.
https://twitter.com/sarahlynnnw/status/1300593311107829761

fuck">https://twitter.com/sarahlynn... — Just...fuck. Everybody and everything adjacent to Western culture for the last 600 years says "fuck." Hummingbirds are no exception. Plus, they& #39;re dicks.
How the hell did I break this thread...

Speaking of which:

wwwwhhhhrrrrrrrp! — (Noun) A metaphorical place of divine punishment for hummingbirds. Full of cats and humans with cameras and Instagram accounts. https://twitter.com/MavwreckTweet/status/1300593568835399687">https://twitter.com/MavwreckT...
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