Thread by @idfcklol, I hope his suit rips I hope his gel finished and his [...]

I hope his suit rips

I hope his gel finished and his hair is a mess

I hope his shoelaces are untied and he trips on his face

I hope his dick breaks when a bitch is riding him

I hope he stubs his toe

I hope he hurts his shin

I hope his barber fucks up his face and beard

I hope his momma don’t cook for him

I hope he gets slapped with a sandal

I hope his washing machine gets fucked and he’s stuck with dirty boxers

I hope his homeboys dont hype him up no mo

I hope he gets blocked by every chick he talks to

I hope when he eats, food gets stuck in his beard and he doesn’t realizes

I hope he gets dickcheese

I hope he loses all his memes

I hope his ass shows when he’s at the gym

I hope he gets sad boi hours every minute of his day

I hope that when he puts on a face mask, he accidentally gets that shit on his eye

I hope the next day he goes to work he realizes his clothes ain’t ironed

I hope his Spotify/Apple music subscription is over

I hope his credit card declines when he’s on a date

I hope the next bitch he gets head from, she scrapes her teeth on it

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