me: I'll be able to handle this situation better with some rest
my brain: you cannot sleep with enemies nearby
https://twitter.com/alarisilver/status/1300177645611757573
my brain: you cannot sleep with enemies nearby


we were wondering if we were going to get a 6th flatmate but it turns out that they were here all along, in the form of Room K14 turning SENTIENT
people are probably reading this and thinking "o lol what an exaggerated response to mold" so let me tell you what happened.
this room has been locked for *months* because nobody lives there. sometime during or before those months, someone turned the shower on and forgot.
this room has been locked for *months* because nobody lives there. sometime during or before those months, someone turned the shower on and forgot.
so, following this will be a DESCRIPTION OF THE MOLD. If you don't want to see a description of the mold, this is your cue to stop reading this thread!
It is grey and it is hairy and it is on everything. The lights. The walls. It found a foothold in a fire door. If you look at the ceiling, you can tell where the panels are because of the placement of the lines of mold - like a tube map from hell.