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“10 different people in the BATHROOM”
A Thread
1. The Methuselahs
These one will Waste time in the bathroom,they’ll still come out and you’ll be wondering which body they were bathing for that long.
A Thread
1. The Methuselahs
These one will Waste time in the bathroom,they’ll still come out and you’ll be wondering which body they were bathing for that long.
2. The Masturbators
These ones have turn the whole bathroom floor to cake with their cum. Small bath laidis they’ll start touching themselves... even family size soap don’t last in their house.
These ones have turn the whole bathroom floor to cake with their cum. Small bath laidis they’ll start touching themselves... even family size soap don’t last in their house.
3. The popstars
Once this set of people are in the bathroom they feel like they’re performing at a concert! They’ll sing till they finish bathing.
Once this set of people are in the bathroom they feel like they’re performing at a concert! They’ll sing till they finish bathing.
4. The Ones that must bath with music
These always have their bathing playlist... if one wrong song mistakenly enters the playlist while they’re bathing they don’t mind coming out the bathroom with soap on their body to next the track.
These always have their bathing playlist... if one wrong song mistakenly enters the playlist while they’re bathing they don’t mind coming out the bathroom with soap on their body to next the track.
5. The fast ones
These ones are low budget ‘flash’ in the bathroom... They’ll go inside the bathroom and fiam! They’re out... you’ll be wondering if they even pour water on their body at all sef.
These ones are low budget ‘flash’ in the bathroom... They’ll go inside the bathroom and fiam! They’re out... you’ll be wondering if they even pour water on their body at all sef.
6. Lowkey Porn stars
small time inside bathroom these ones are already snapping their nudes. Sometimes it’s just for them to have it on their phone & sometimes to send it to other people.
small time inside bathroom these ones are already snapping their nudes. Sometimes it’s just for them to have it on their phone & sometimes to send it to other people.
7. The thinkers
once water touch these ones, they’ll start thinking of everything in these life. They like their bathroom time cos it’s more like reflection and planning time for them.
once water touch these ones, they’ll start thinking of everything in these life. They like their bathroom time cos it’s more like reflection and planning time for them.
8. Phone callers :
These ones are basically new lovers or people wey Dey ment! These ones will talk on the phone from start to finish of the shower time.
These ones are basically new lovers or people wey Dey ment! These ones will talk on the phone from start to finish of the shower time.
9. The ones that are scared of cold water.
Omo! These ones have season!!! During harmattan you’ll know some people have Jackie Chan in them if cold water touch their body in the bathroom when they wantu bath.
Omo! These ones have season!!! During harmattan you’ll know some people have Jackie Chan in them if cold water touch their body in the bathroom when they wantu bath.
10. ADD YOUR OWN number 10
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