why crying makes you lose Brian cells; a thread

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alright let me start okay so you know how our brain cells are in our brain (dora the explorer would take hours to find these hoes but anyways) and that our eyes and brain are pretty close, some might say they’re neighbours

Anyways so they’re neighbours so everytime you cry tears fall from your eye socket or eyeball or eye (mf you know from where Ugh anyways) so let’s say a brain cell decided to have a walk and get fresh air

So it goes out to get fresh air but SHIT THE EYES ARE FLOODING AND ITS TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ITTTT so poor brain cell goes into PANIC MODE

remember how I said the brain cell went out for fresh air? So bear in mind that it’s off duty you know so it’s a bit slowso it reacted too slow that it got sucked in the flood LE GASP IK IK OMG

So it gets sucked you know it can’t swim too “I TRIED TO BREATHE BUT MY HEAD WAS UNDERWATER” type of shit and the brain cell goes woooooo (woo back baby HA) and it falls out of your eyes in a form of a tear

In conclusion, you lose brain cells when you cry

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