describing my neighbors kids because i fucking hate them: a thread
1. the baby twins i don& #39;t know the names of. i have never ever seen these babies all i know is they are twins who are 1 year and constantly fucking cry. i do not like them but crying is the only bad thing they do. 8/10
2. asriel. asriel is really fucking annoying but also really funny. he& #39;s like 5. he used to have really long hair and i used to think he was a girl. never wears shoes, rarely wears a shirt. always running around and screaming. 5/10
3. gotham. i hate this motherfucker. the absolute bane of my existence. he is evil. his parents told me they& #39;ve started saving money for when he goes to jail. he likes to run in the road and also hurt his siblings. 0/10 he is very loud and violent
4. hollywood. hollywood is gothams twin they& #39;re both like 7. she was the only girl for a long time. everytime i come home she asks me where i went. she also runs in front of my dads car when he& #39;s trying to back out. 6/10 definitely not the worst but she has done very Evil shit
5. hayden. he& #39;s my age and is 90% quieter than the rest of the children. sometimes he yells early in the morning. we had purple hair at the same time. i think he& #39;s a kyle. 8/10
cw // yucky gross
once i witnessed gotham hollywood and asriel use a bucket as a toilet and then mix it with milk and eggs. vile. they are vile gremlins. i am living in hell.
this sounds harsh but they are literally so wretched. end of thread
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