describing my neighbors kids because i fucking hate them: a thread

1. the baby twins i don't know the names of. i have never ever seen these babies all i know is they are twins who are 1 year and constantly fucking cry. i do not like them but crying is the only bad thing they do. 8/10

2. asriel. asriel is really fucking annoying but also really funny. he's like 5. he used to have really long hair and i used to think he was a girl. never wears shoes, rarely wears a shirt. always running around and screaming. 5/10

3. gotham. i hate this motherfucker. the absolute bane of my existence. he is evil. his parents told me they've started saving money for when he goes to jail. he likes to run in the road and also hurt his siblings. 0/10 he is very loud and violent

4. hollywood. hollywood is gothams twin they're both like 7. she was the only girl for a long time. everytime i come home she asks me where i went. she also runs in front of my dads car when he's trying to back out. 6/10 definitely not the worst but she has done very Evil shit

5. hayden. he's my age and is 90% quieter than the rest of the children. sometimes he yells early in the morning. we had purple hair at the same time. i think he's a kyle. 8/10

cw // yucky gross
once i witnessed gotham hollywood and asriel use a bucket as a toilet and then mix it with milk and eggs. vile. they are vile gremlins. i am living in hell.

this sounds harsh but they are literally so wretched. end of thread