superm as types of gays
baekhyun
hypebeast bisexual. his day wear is stylish but not flamboyant, he probably likes sports and big butts but also likes collecting handbags or expensive jewellery. he’s a frank ocean gay.
ten
undefined. no one really knows what’s going on over there. he likes hag men but really only acts out of spite, he’s an evil little man. he listens to justin bieber and sees nothing wrong with this. he also probably gives himself stick and pokes of little cartoon planets
kai
muscle daddy. a straight man to his coworkers but on the weekends he can be seen wearing crop tops and blasting WAP off his iphone 6 with a cracked screen and glitter case. he probably idolised charli xcx in 2014
taeyong
fashion/arthouse gay. his outfits might seem ugly to the untrained eye but to other gays and everyone at his art school he is a god. he collects vintage vivienne westwood and other luxury brands but strictly NO chanel because he thinks it’s for middle aged white women.
lucas
baby bisexual. closeted until he got to college and made a bunch of gay friends and now he goes clubbing with them and listens to chromatica. his ideal type is someone like troye sivan or dan howell
taemin
hag bisexual. self identified as a little monster in 2010. used to wear the leather harnesses and glitter thongs but has become more reserved in his old age. he probably has a small ugly dog and a long term muscled boyfriend.
mark
post emo pansexual. had an emo phase in middle school but now he only listens to underground sadcore on bandcamp. they probably plays the bass badly. he cuts his own hair and likes experimenting with makeup but sometimes it doesn’t quite land. pronouns are he/they
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