The mafia is just an anti-Sicilian conspiracy theory.
Skull & Bones is just an anti-Yalie conspiracy theory.
"You really expect us to believe that Sicilians--who only make up a measly 8% of the Italian population--captured the government of all of Italy & many major cities across the United States--including politicians, judges, cops & captains of industry & business?"

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"We& #39;re to believe that 12 senior students each year at Yale, less than 0.000004% of the US population, captured the Supreme Court & Presidency of the USA, various cabinet depts, the CIA & the railroads & other major industries--incl. media like National Review & Time Magazine?"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
I once worked for a Sicilian. I assure you, there& #39;s no possible way she was a part of any world-wide conspiracy. To suggest such a dastardly idea is disgustingly bigoted. Hate speech against Sicilians has no place in a civilized society & I won& #39;t have such xenophobia on my TL.
Yalies can be found in all walks of life & on both sides of the political aisle. Presidential Candidates: George W. Bush (R) & John Kerry (D). Journalists: William F. Buckley (conservative) & Dana Milbank (liberal). Economists: Austan Goolsbee (D) & Steve Mnuchin (R). If there
were a conspiracy through this so-called "Skull & Bones," why don& #39;t they all belong to the same political party? Why do they attack each other?

It doesn& #39;t make any sense.

"Bonesman" is just an anti-fraternal dog-whistle invented by Yale& #39;s jealous & bitter rivals at Harvard.
Some say Sicilians are identifiable by their physiognomy--ie you can tell their personality/character from facial features: You& #39;re a mafioso if you look Sicilian! Usual targets: Sicilians& #39; wide-set eyes, long sweeping noses, sympathetic eye(brow)s & high sloping foreheads. (cont)
Alleged Sicilian physiognomy: Dark features, wide-set eyes
More alleged Sicilian physiognomy: sympathetic eyes & eyebrows
Alleged Sicilian physiognomy continued: distinct, long-sweeping noses
Another look at supposed physiognomy of Sicilian males. Look at the distinctive noses that critics say are indicative of "mafia activity" & "societal subversion." Also: note the high, sloping forehead on the far right & the prominent 5 o& #39;clock shadow on all 3.
Full Disclosure: Sicilians are a wonderful & beautiful people. They also make a great pizza pie. I& #39;ve got no personal qualms with Sicilians. Anyone who does, or who buys into the anti-Sicilian conspiracy theories & "physiognomy" needs a reality check.

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As for the physiognomy of the so-called members of this alleged "Skull & Bones," they mostly just look like average fellow White people.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚶🏼‍♂️" title="Gehender Mann (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gehender Mann (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏻‍♂️" title="Läufer (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Läufer (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙎🏻‍♂️" title="Schmollender Mann (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollender Mann (heller Hautton)">.

Bottom-line: it all seems like nonsense & you conspiracy theorists need to get a life & move out of your grandma& #39;s basement.

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In Conclusion:

If you unironically believe in the Sicilian mafia or the Skull & Bones conspiracy, your opinions just don& #39;t matter.

Please:

1. Read a book
2. Do better
3. Be Kind

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