I have very grave news. I think I accidentally sucked a nazi’s dick while I was in rehab

SO LIKE first off he was really hot and like SMOOOTH ASF. Slicked back hair, HANDSOME ASS FACE. I WAS HORNY. And he seemed like a great kid he was super funny and everyone there loved him he like had good vibes

Everytime we talked for my first day it was just like :))) and like HES JUST SO SMOOTH he was flirtin with the nurses getting free cigarettes and shit

He had tattoos all over and like they were sexy but then one time I was checkin him out and I noticed one of them looked a lil sus??? I didn’t recognize it, I tried to study what kinda symbols and stuff to look out for but that was a while ago and I have a big shot brain

But it was some type of cross and idk it just looked like SOMETHING ya know so then I asked him about it and he said it had something to do with being Irish or something idk I was doped up on my withdrawal meds

So I was like ok and then later he wrote me a note lmao and he asked for my number so I gave him all my info cause like mm hot

And cause I had the horny I was like nah I don’t just wanna give u my number so I wrote him another note and said I was gonna succ his soul out once we got out

And then he looked at me and was like shit wish we could do that tonight and I was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and then we set it up I made sure my roommate was busy and he snuck into my room and I sucked his dick in the bathroom

And then when we walked out the room he noticed one of my lil leftie agitprop doodles I had hung up. It said Punch Your Local Nazi or somethin around a thing i drew of a swastika with a

But once I said that I noticed that from where we were standing everything else was kinda faint and the swastika was the thing that stuck out and I was like NOOO so I brought it over and showed him that it said punch a nazi and THEN. HE LIKE GRUNTED AND LOOKED AT ME IN DISAPROVAL

AND IM LIKE ASHSHFJGJHDHSDJFJHFHDHF OK IM GOING TO BED NOW BYE. DID MY COMMIE JEW ASs JUST HAve a WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI DICK IN MY DIRTY COMMIE MOUTH