nct as your boyfriend texting you: a thread

also have this fan to cool you off

moon taeil:

taeil: you two seem close, how long have you known them?

you: hmm? oh since we were very little, maybe since we were 4 or 5?

taeil: ohhh, we should get coffee with them some day :)

you: yeah

johnny suh:

you: i feel awful

johnny: hmm?

you: i feel sick

johnny: aww come here, sick or not, you look gorgeous so don’t worry

lee taeyong:

taeyong: w-whos that?

you: just a friend, don’t worry

taeyong: they’re good looking....

you: yes, and you’re better looking so please don’t worry

taeyong: o-ok...

you: i love you and only you

taeyong:

qian kun:

kun: are you sick?

you: yes...

kun: didn’t i tell you to take care of yourself? i can’t leave you alone for a week.

you: i’m sorry...

kun: no, it’s fine. just go to your bed and i will bring you tea.

ten:

you: can you please help me?

ten: i don’t know, can i?

you: fine, live in your pig stye. i’m leaving.

ten: wait no, i’m sorry. don’t leave. i’ll help you.

you: i’m leaving either way, i’m hungry

ten: oh okay, i’ll go with you then.

jung jaehyun:

you: why won’t my hair just be normal for once?!

jaehyun: i think it looks great on you, you should just leave it :)

you: but-

jaehyun: it’s look cute, believe me

you: no

wong yukhei:

lucas: you look ugly

you: what?

lucas: nothing

mark lee:

mark: so uh about the other day, i’m sorry

you: it’s fine

mark: but really, i am so sorry

you: im being serious it’s fine

mark: but i’m deeply sorry

you: boi if you don’t shut the fuck up

huang guanheng:

hendery: can i...?

you: hm?

hendery: can i go with you..?

you: sure

hendery: i thought you were gonna tell me no..

you: wait what, why?

hendery: i don’t know..

lee donghyuck:

haechan: are you okay?

you: *dramatic gasp* did you ask me if i’m okay?

haechan; fuck you, i hope you hurt yourself , i don’t care

you: i dOnT cArE

haechan; i hate you

you: you love me

haechan: unfortunately i do

i give up on this thread