i'm having my mom do the gym leader meme, she knows nothing about pokemon, but she very enthusiastically went "FAIRY! FAIRY!" when she saw the list of types, we're now going through the pokemon, stay tuned...
mom's reaction to swirlix: "OH, NO, YUCK"
as we scroll down:
"why are these getting worse"
gardevoir: "no, scary"
"i guess i like the fat and smiley ones"
cutiefly: "cutie fly? is it really cutie? ....EHHH"
mimikyu: "looks like he's drunk"
impidimp: "worst one"
"I like the smiling ones with the happy face and a little fatty"
official picks:
Marill: "cute!! that one's the best."
Azumarill: "smiling and so energetic and happy, i like that"
Igglybuff: "I like the brown eyes, shiny shiny. She looks enchanted by something really hopeful"
my dad's turn, he has NO knowledge OR enthusiasm for pokemon, he is a stoic korean man in his 60s, after much prodding

"i pick fighting because i want to see exciting things"
official picks:

Mankey: "I think it's kind of cute and kind of wild"
Farfetch'd: "the other characters are not clear, not sharp, no distinctive image, but i can see Farfetch'd's character in his image"
Passimian: "very unique design"
runner-up, Throh: "looks like taekwondo martial arts"

"i like this guy"
my mom's reaction to mr. mime: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, very like a clown. looks like very funny and happy guy, yeah it's cute, but....bald hair?? that looks funny"
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