someone PLEASE tell me twilight isnt real... this HAS to be a fever dream I have to keep pausing it bc of the secondhand embarrassment

god jacob just imprinted on a newborn baby what the fuck

Is this bitch dead

Is breaking dawn pt 2 just a g rated porn film or is something gonna happen plotwise

I love jacob but he's also a dick which makes sense why do I only like toxic men

the volturi are dicks

good god I hate aro stop being an asshole also JACOB REDEMPTION ARC

it’s so obvious that edward is wearing lipstick lmfao

alice kinda hot tho

NOT CARLISLE

SOMEBODY KILL THIS BITCH JANE

JASPER TOO FUCK THE VOLTURI

DID SETH JUST DIE IM GOING TO FUCKING END SOMEONE

SETH AND LEAH NOOOOOO

ALL THAT SHIT WAS FAKE

THIS IS LIKE A 3RD GRADER ENDING THEIR STORY SAYING IT WAS ALL A DREAM

JACOB AND EDWARD #JACOBCALLSHIMDADDY

OH NO HES GONNA MARRY HER EWWWWWWW I JUST WLALWLSKAAMSKOSNSBDF

SHES LIKE 4 YEARS OLDDDKWOQJSHSKDNDDJRKEKKDIDKORL NO