“... and the always delicious Taco Bell.”

Earlier this year we agreed that if my son got a perfect report card, for dinner he could have every item from the “Talladega Nights” dear Lord baby Jesus banquet sequence.

Tonight, we pay up.

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Full “Talladega Nights” dinner.

Not going to tell you how much research went into this.

The health-conscious and socially responsible part of me is disgusted right now, but the culture critic can’t stop staring at the table in awe and admiration.

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The hardest part of the Ricky Bobby dinner?

(Other than drinking Budweiser for the first time since freshman year in college ...)

Finding the Country Crock butter. Had to go to three stores and still couldn’t locate the round container from the movie.
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