Ima start a “i hope she” thread. Feel free to chip in at your own discretion. (THIS IS NOT AIMED AT ANYONE THIS IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES)

I hope her lashes fall down the drain.

I hope her sugar daddy a scammer and he take her funds.

I hope she hit her pinky toe on the bed frame and it never stop hurting.

I hope her favorite makeup line get discontinued.

I hope she get a 69% on her final and fail.

I hope her dog chew all her makeup brushes.

I hope her fashion nova order get lost in transit and she don’t get a refund.

I hope her favorite YouTube couple break up.

I hope her nail tech mess up her shape and she still gotta pay.

I hope she get sleep paralysis with a full bladder.

I hope her door dash order come a hour late and it’s missing items.

I hope her Bantu Knots dont come out right.

I hope her sink press look like it’s done by a 3 year old.

I hope she never hit her weight loss goal.

I hope her waist trainer never fit.

I hope she don’t get a second stimulus check.

I hope her favorite Victoria Secret panties never go on sale again.

I hope she get her feet done and they talk about her in a different language.

I hope she never get to steal another hoodie again.

I hope she go to Target and spend her rent money.

I hope she go on a girls trip and get food poisoning.

I hope she get a flat tire and AAA never show up.

I hope her favorite lip gloss out of stock when she go get more.

I hope she go to the dollar store and short cause she forgot tax.

I hope her Apple Music take the last 10.74 in her account.

I hope her makeup come out caked up.

I hope she twist her ankle tryna walk in heels.

I hope her online order get there and it’s not what the picture said it would look like.

I hope when she need to vent no one pick up the phone.

I hope she late on rent and gotta play late fees.

I hope her frontal come undone.

I hope her wig fly off on a roller coaster.

I hope her crush want her best friend instead.

I hope to plug tell you he got Zaza and some runts but it’s really mid.

I hope he invite you to the cookout and no one says “I see you nephew” when they see y’all.

I hope her favorite show on Netflix get canceled.

I hope you wake up and forget how to swim.

I hope she order a 2 piece and it don’t fit.

I hope her card get declined wit a belt full of groceries.

I hope her favorite perfume get discontinued.