The ideal human face would be modelled after a cat’s visage.

Just as there are many types of feline faces, so there are many forms of human beauty.

Nevertheless, all beauty can be reduced to one parameter: cuteness

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Many people think that the ideal human face shape is an oval (see: every Cosmo magazine issue ever)

However, as the following figure shows, it is in fact an upside down isosceles TRIANGLE.

We should all be aspiring towards triangular faces.

Now, another perennial issue within the world of beauty is the issue of EYEBROWS. How long should they be? How arched? How thick?

the fashion industry is completely mistaken on these important questions. As the figure shows, in fact eyebrows are unnecessary. (Stripes are ok)

A constant complaint is the lack of male representation. What should men aspire to look like?

Again, a consideration of the feline facial form provides us with an unequivocal answer: whiskers. Ideally, your whiskers should extend past the borders of your face.