i want to radiate the same energy as fictional villains. like... unhinged and morally empty but in a sexy way, also you bring comfort and solace to a lot of people

i want to be the hot morally fraudulent but well-intentioned villain who finally lures the hero into joining the dark side after years of intense rivalry and homoerotic sword-fights under the moonlight

not to violently call out myself but... on second thought, bold of me to tweet “i want to be a villain” when I would apologize to a lamppost if I walked into it and burst into tears at the slightest inconvenience