Marvel Characters as Parks and Rec Quotes: a thread
“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.” – Andy Dwyer
Luis
Luis
“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.” – Chris Traeger
Thor
Thor
“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.” – Andy Dwyer
Nebula
Nebula
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” – Leslie Knope
Peter Parker
Peter Parker
“I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn’t actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2 percent milk I don’t know what the other 98 percent is...” -Andy Dwyer
Scott Lang
Scott Lang
“I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.” – Chris Traeger
Nick Fury
Nick Fury
“Goodbye, Ann Perkins, my faithful employee. Hello, Ann Perkins, my fallopian princess.” – Chris Traeger
Tony to Pepper
Tony to Pepper
“Can we have ONE conversation about feminism where MEN get to be in charge?” – Kip Bunthart
Deke Shaw
Deke Shaw
“I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.” – Mona Lisa
Rocket
Rocket
“I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.” -Leslie Knope
Bruce Banner
Bruce Banner
“You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.” – Leslie Knope
Daisy to Jemma
Daisy to Jemma
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.” – Andy Dwyer
Peter Quill
Peter Quill
“I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Leslie Knope
Steve Rogers specifically in tws
Steve Rogers specifically in tws
“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” – Leslie Knope
Hope Van Dyne
Hope Van Dyne
“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.” – Tom Haverford
Loki
Loki
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
Karolina Dean
Karolina Dean
She’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with her.” – April Ludgate
Matt Murdock about Elektra
Matt Murdock about Elektra
“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” — Ron Swanson
Grant Ward
Grant Ward
"No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male US Senator." -Leslie Knope
Sam Wilson
Sam Wilson
“My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.” – Chris Traeger
Chase Stein
Chase Stein
“I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. And Bette Midler. Obviously.” – April Ludgate
Nico Minoru
Nico Minoru
“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.” – Andy Dwyer
Phil Coulson
Phil Coulson
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