I hope she farts in bed while his head is under cover and suffocates him

I hope every time he wants to play COD his wifi lags

I hope everytime he’s happy a girl breaks his heart

I hope every time he has plans something comes up

I hope he goes sky diving and his button doesn’t work

I hope every time he sleeps he falls off the bed and bangs his head on the corner of the table

I hope his next girl has balls

I hope his barber fucks up his hairline

I hope he’s never happy

I hope he spills coffee every time he wears white

I hope he takes his girl out and his card declines

I hope the next girl uses him

I hope his balls get stuck as he zips up his jeans

I hope he falls in front of his crush

I hope he bites his tongue every time he speaks