hetalia characters and whether or not they wipe their ass correctly

italy: he doesn’t.

germany: his ass is nice and clean. perfectly wiped. 10/10 would try

japan: also very clean ass. doesn’t brag about it

england: he tells everyone he does but he doesn’t know how to

france: he doesn’t have shit stains but it’s still sweaty in there

america: he doesn’t.

china: he does and he hates everyone else for not doing it correctly

romano: he does wipe and he think he does a good job but he doesn’t

prussia: absolutely not...

poland: yes. i won’t elaborate but he does

canada: his ass smells like maple

russia: he does.

lithuania: he probably stabbed his asshole once and never did it again

cuba: i think he does

spain: absolutely not. his as is full of shit stains and smells like nuclear waste. absolutely gross disgusting. i would simply die on spot just by catching a sniff of that ass

netherlands:he does. i think his ass smells pretty nice

denmark: absolutely not

norway: he washes it with that expensive ass norwegian water

finland: idk does he? i think he does

sweden: he has a nice clean ass

australia: he doesn’t.

portugal: no he doesn’t. as said before. colonizers have stinky asses