Ight so anybody who know me know i ain’t big on my birthday..1 because i ain’t never really had nobody really make my birthday all about me so i just be wanting to be around family and appreciate the love but this year i had a girl and she was determined to make this shit special
Here go a video when she picked me up from the airport with a smoothie 🙇🏾‍♂️ y’all i drink a smoothie once a day it really be the small things
So i fly out to Cali because that’s where she stay so Monday i land and we just go get drinks and some food because it’s late you know and apparently we got a lot planned..here’s a video of us racing to finish our drinks first and me smoking her ass like a pack of Newport’s
Alright so then we pull up to our air bnb and this mf nice asf i see the mirror and im thinking how i cant wait to take her to poundtown in that mf and that bitch came with a pet tiger 🐅
So we get there i take a shower and she tell me to sit down and guess what she do...START GIVING ME A PEDICURE AND y’all my feet are horrible and she hate feet 🥺 she the real mvp cuz them dawgs was barking 😭😭💯
So Tuesday get here we wake up hella early and she rushing me to get ready and stuff mind you idk what she got planned while I’m out here she just told me what type of clothes to buy and to bring money for my weed other than that i ain’t need to know nothing lol i hate surprises
This me by the taco shop shirt by @dkdccreativeGP
So we get in the car and i look at her gps and it say 1.5 hrs Im like damn but she tell me to sit back and ride 🙄 so we finally arrived to San Francisco and we get TACOS ON TACO TUESDAY because apparently hard tacos aren’t real Tacos and we go to hippie hill because I’m a smoker
Alright so after these bomb ass Tacos (I’ll never eat a hard taco again ) we go to This place called GoCar Tours where we drive around in 3 wheelers and the gps directs us on a tour through San Francisco highly recommend 10/10
So now it’s Wednesday the day we been waiting for MY FUCKING G DAY i wake up feeling good after beating her lil back in all night and it’s just something about being 23 make a nigga walk different we wake up and meet her mom for brunch and after brunch me and her mom go to the
Gun range to hang out for the first time and i guess shorty had some running around to do without me here go a picture of me peeling that target muffin cap back blue
So after the gun range i go to her house with her moms and i put on my suit and we head back to the air bnb to do a photo shoot something i been talking about wanting to do forever and if you see my suit you’ll see why 😌 s/o to my baby getting me the anklet go cop from @Blaq__
Here go some of the pictures we took...peep my pet tiger 🥱
So i go outside to smoke a blunt and i come inside and what do i see A PRIVATE CHEF IN THE KITCHEN y’all i had my own menu WITH MY NAME ON IT 🙇🏾‍♂️ talk about making a nigga feel like a king 🤴🏿
Here’s a lil summary of our dinner
Alright so after this amazing ass dinner i had to go in one of the other rooms and man imma just post the video 🥺🙇🏾‍♂️
And then i got a cake and a PS5 😌😌 everybody know you can’t not get somebody what they wished for
Alright so now it’s Thursday we wake up and she tell me we got something else to do and to wear some shoes i don’t mind getting dirty but first we stopping at the dispensary so i can re up lol here’s a video ....shorts by @BriThemilf
So finally after being in the car again for a hour and a half we pull up to this place called Tahoe Treetop Adventure Park(it’s like a obstacle course/zip line in the air ) highly recommend 10/10 and if you a smoker get high before Lmaoo we was up there tripping
And then to end the night we went to Jakes on the lake...This was a lil fancy for me lol these niggas ain’t even give free refills on my lemonade!!!!! Lol and this girl had me out here eating tomato’s smh the things niggas do for they girls Lmaoo but overall the food was good asf
So now it’s Friday it’s our last day together so we go to brunch at this spot called the mimosas house and these niggas food was good asf !!! They even had some nachos with hot Cheetos on it lol the nigga in me had to get that
Here go another video of us racing and me beating her AGAIN
So after an amazing brunch and us being a lil lit we headed back to the Airbnb to do our annual movie night (we usually do them on FaceTime but in person is so much better lol ) This entire weekend was no doubt the nicest thing anybody ever done for ya boy and it wasn’t even
because she spent a bag it literally was because she made everything we did about me and as a nigga who do for everybody i can’t tell y’all how good that felt..Fellas know ya worth and find a shorty who treat you like a king and ladies if you got a man make sure you take the time
out to show that man you appreciate him it don’t gotta be nothing big either y’all don’t understand how much the small things matter to us too lol here’s a picture of me showing how much i enjoyed myself this weekend now i gotta buy this girl a unicorn 🙄
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