Goals.

1) Being so financially secure that I’m trying to give all my money away and
2) I have the time to film myself baking a cake for my billionaire buddy without worrying I could be spending that time doing something more useful, (because see pt. 1, supra), all while... https://twitter.com/billgates/status/1300110509455282176">https://twitter.com/billgates...
3. Basking in the glow of having perfectly predicted a major historical event.

He thinks this is a nice birthday gesture but it is actually a MASSIVE FLEX OMG.
Further flex insights: his eggs can be thrown that forcefully without the yolks breaking because naturally they’re extra fresh because (see pt. 1, supra) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">.
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