Theories on why there has been a massive and weirdly globally consistent anti-beach bias in coronavirus reporting that persists in full even after it has become clear that COVID19 transmission risk in outdoor areas w/ no contact is v low?
Is every Australian beach just going to have a row of these guys stationed there permanently, with eye-fi cards auto-uploading shots with 'COVIDIOT B(R)EACHING THE LAW - HANG THEM ALL' captions auto-generated? It'd be efficient, at least.