my first experience playing seven minutes in heaven at my birthday party... it's a thread

okay so when I had my seventeenth birthday party, SOMEone (who won't be named, but whose name starts with A and ends with dyson) thought it'd be a good idea to play seven minutes in heaven... so like, I agreed!!!! obviously!!!! i mean, it seemed like it'd definitely be fun!!!!

i'd NEVER played anything like that before and it seemed so cool and new so YEAH i said yes!!!! and then someone (again, won't be named but may or may not be a fireside girl whose name starts with A) suggested we RIG the game... in my favor... so of course I agreed

so after a bit of interesting study in the velocity of a spinning bottle at different weights (which got us a physics patch) we were FINALLY ready to go. we had our bottle and our mission. AND I WAS SO EXCITED

but then. BUT THEN.

i spun the bottle at the EXACT velocity we had planned, everyone was sitting at the right angle, things were going great!!! but the bottle started to slow down... and wobble... and then STOP.

on FERB.

so now I was looking at this closet FREAKING OUT inside. like omg omg omg what WHAT. is going on. ferb seemed pretty chill about the whole thing which for some reason did NOT help me feel chill at all. AT ALL. about the goings on here.

but one of the other people in the circle (ADYSON.) said we had to at LEAST go in the closet, because it was the whole point of the game, right? and it's not like anything was gonna HAPPEN. so i opened the door...

get on the floor. everybody walk the dinosaur

haha gotcha!!!!!! now that you're here stream chop away at my heart by the lumberzacks!!! https://open.spotify.com/track/1Gx5LqhfcbmB4RZZc02oH7?si=ISEQITAyTLqHsd9wO8-noA