Read on Twitter
Types of people on Paki Twitter:
(A thread)
(A thread)
The 2010-2016 squad.
- "newbies have ruined Twitter"
- thinks ye unkay baap ka Twitter hai
- "I miss the old days when Twitter used to be fun"
- "all of my friends have left Twitter I might just leave as well"
- "newbies have ruined Twitter"
- thinks ye unkay baap ka Twitter hai
- "I miss the old days when Twitter used to be fun"
- "all of my friends have left Twitter I might just leave as well"
The newbies.
- gains 100+ followers just by tweeting, "follow me I'm newbie."
- has the best content
- attention nhi milti bas tweets chori hojati hain
- gains 100+ followers just by tweeting, "follow me I'm newbie."
- has the best content
- attention nhi milti bas tweets chori hojati hain
The sasti feminists.
- bio: '
'
- mEn ArE tRaSh
- want female superiority
- dUpAtTa ItNa PaSsAnD hAi To KhUd LeLo
- makes little to no sense at all
- has a gang of 20+ faithful sidekicks ready to bully ppl into depression
- bio: '
'- mEn ArE tRaSh
- want female superiority
- dUpAtTa ItNa PaSsAnD hAi To KhUd LeLo
- makes little to no sense at all
- has a gang of 20+ faithful sidekicks ready to bully ppl into depression
The real feminists.
- WANT GENDER EQUALITY
- actually have good, valid points
- will still get called sasti/r*ndi by some misogynistic pricks
- WANT GENDER EQUALITY
- actually have good, valid points
- will still get called sasti/r*ndi by some misogynistic pricks
The IT couples.
- PDA on TL
- getting called bhabi/jiju by almost everyone
- posting cringe, romantic stuff and mentioning their partnerl
- "alhamdulillah for everything"
- 02.05.20
- PDA on TL
- getting called bhabi/jiju by almost everyone
- posting cringe, romantic stuff and mentioning their partnerl
- "alhamdulillah for everything"
- 02.05.20
The kewl bois.
- DiShWaShEr
- attention nhi mil rhi chalo kisi larki ko r*ndi bolta hun
- horny tweets 24/7
- wo dekho larki ki izzat kr rha hai mein usse SiMp bulata hun
- what a slut! Lekin nudes milen to mujhe b send krna pls
- DiShWaShEr
- attention nhi mil rhi chalo kisi larki ko r*ndi bolta hun
- horny tweets 24/7
- wo dekho larki ki izzat kr rha hai mein usse SiMp bulata hun
- what a slut! Lekin nudes milen to mujhe b send krna pls
The underrated ppl.
- has 500-3000 followers
- lit content
- literally the most funny/nice ppl you'll meet here
- has 500-3000 followers
- lit content
- literally the most funny/nice ppl you'll meet here
The sastay celebs.
- yaar demag nhi chal rha chalo kisi newbie ki tweet chori krtay hain
- aik se zyada reply krdia to shaan mein gustakhi hojaye hi
- will unfollow after getting a follow back taakay ratio khrab na ho
- even a 'hi' will get 100 favs.
- yaar demag nhi chal rha chalo kisi newbie ki tweet chori krtay hain
- aik se zyada reply krdia to shaan mein gustakhi hojaye hi
- will unfollow after getting a follow back taakay ratio khrab na ho
- even a 'hi' will get 100 favs.
The sad nibba/nibbis.
- sad/shitty shayri 24/7
- I wanna die
- 11:11 death
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- sad/shitty shayri 24/7
- I wanna die
- 11:11 death
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The uthaou gang.
- OMG OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME OMG I CAN'T EVEN
- STEP ON ME PLS
- hey king/queen you dropped this
- commenting 4+ times under each picture
- OMG OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME OMG I CAN'T EVEN
- STEP ON ME PLS
- hey king/queen you dropped this
- commenting 4+ times under each picture
Will post more agar yaad aye to.
For all those asking me about themselves, bro jo dil pr lgay ga wo aapka hoga
The shit posters/loners.
- jo dil mein tweet krden ge
- chand logon k ilawa kisi ko inki smjh nhi ati
- they tweet whatever they want to bcz kisi ne konsa dekh leni hai
- Twitter k chill tareen log
- jo dil mein tweet krden ge
- chand logon k ilawa kisi ko inki smjh nhi ati
- they tweet whatever they want to bcz kisi ne konsa dekh leni hai
- Twitter k chill tareen log
