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There& #39;s a wasp in my apartment and it keeps flying AROUND the door instead of OUT of it and I& #39;m losing my mind
Just wanted to have my balcony door open on this very nice day, and now I& #39;m yelling things at a wasp like "YOU& #39;RE RIGHT THERE JUST FLY DOWNWARD A BIT OH MY GOD"
It flew out and then back in before I could go and close the door. I am in hell. (I have become more allergic to bug bites in recent years so I am now terrified of stings)
I guess I have a pet wasp now.
I sprayed the wasp with soap and it died, and a few hours later I got stung for no reason in the park, and I choose to accept this karmic retribution. Also, ow.
