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things thomas gibson didn’t do on my birthday (a thread)
he didn’t not wake me up with forehead kisses
he didn’t eat pancakes with me
he didn’t bring me flowers
he didn’t offer me any of these!
he didn’t take me out on a fancy dinner
he didn’t do this dance for me
he didn’t slow dance with me 
he didn’t make me laugh
he didn’t eat a birthday cake with me
he didn’t make a toast to me
he didn’t lick the bday cake icing off my nose
he definitely did not say this
he didn’t whisper this in my ear before going to bed
end of the thread
