♡ how to gain haters on twitter; a useless thread ♡

step 1: make sure you have decent amount of followers

step 2: start tweeting about how you truly feel (e.g depressed)

step 3: take some time off twitter

step 4: come back after a while and tweet another tweet about how you feel

step 5: ask for support from your non-moots and/or moots

step 6: let the tweet get interactions

step 7: repeat step 1-6 to gain more haters

step 8: enjoy getting hated on

step 9: make sure you add fuel to the fire for more intense conversations

step 10: this thread is not to be taken seriously, this thread is for comedic purposes so do not try it out