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Okay, Harrow thread: begin.
Give me alllllll the hate ships
Give me alllllll the hate ships
1. I am here for the second person
2. âHell spit you back out. Fair enough.â Woof.
2. âHell spit you back out. Fair enough.â Woof.
The Emperor making static noises over the radio is good and pure
we are fifty pages in...we have no mention of GIdeon and.... I am Worried folks
"There was another girl who grew up alongside Harrow - but she had died before Harrow as born."
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
Why the fuck is Ortus taking such a...
Okay, I just went back and why the fuck is Harrow's cav's name fucking garbled.
This book is a fucking attack.
Okay, I just went back and why the fuck is Harrow's cav's name fucking garbled.
This book is a fucking attack.
uhhhhhh soooooooooooo
Harrow just sending herself letters?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BOOK
Harrow just sending herself letters?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BOOK
"You leant down and - holy shit - kissed her squarely on the mouth. This, at least, wasn't expected - how could she what the fuck"
The second-person narrator here is my fucking recations to this book as well
The second-person narrator here is my fucking recations to this book as well
Okay, tossing a rot13 theory here:
gur ybff bs tvqrba jnf fb greevslvat sbe uneebj gung fur unq vnagur erzbir nyy zrzbel naq genpr bs tvqrba sebz ure fbhy
gur ybff bs tvqrba jnf fb greevslvat sbe uneebj gung fur unq vnagur erzbir nyy zrzbel naq genpr bs tvqrba sebz ure fbhy
.... Hmmmmmm, more scenes with Ortus. Troubling.
hahaha "Bone frenzy". It feels weird missing my usual source of dirty jokes.
Oh. Oh. We have creepy messages and only Harrow can see them?
coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
alrightalrightalrightalright
noprobnoprobnoprob
coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
alrightalrightalrightalright
noprobnoprobnoprob
GOD HIMSELF CHANGING HIS MIND NINETEEN TIMES.
not gonna lie i sorta love the emperor
not gonna lie i sorta love the emperor
motherfucker did I just see the word 'mlem' written on this page? I love it
"Who is *some* in this instance, and does their name rhyme with Nercynorn?"
God damn, Undying Prince, I just spit up my coffee.
God damn, Undying Prince, I just spit up my coffee.
"Oh, so you and Augustine are talking again?"
HOW DOES THIS MAN HAVE SUCH DAD ENERGY
HOW DOES THIS MAN HAVE SUCH DAD ENERGY
I am sorry, but "hyperpotamous travel?"
OH, so the Emperor is a fucking meme lord? BLESS THIS OLD DAD.
OH, so the Emperor is a fucking meme lord? BLESS THIS OLD DAD.
âLet us imagine the lava is full of unkillable man-eating magma fish.â I know the Emperor. He is me.
PLEASE SOMEONE find me art of the Emperor so I can use it to make memes without spoiling myself
the metaphor...keeps....going.... Bless this garbage man.
"Life's a bitch."
"Life's a bitch."
"Stop it." The Emperor has SUCH MASSIVE "I will turn this corpse barge around" energy
Oh, I like John! John is a nice name for the Emperor. That's nice.
I'm sorry.
ORTUS.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCKING.
FIRST.
ORTUS.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCKING.
FIRST.
HI. Quick question here.
HOW DARE.
Another question.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
Final question.
HOW AM I ONLY 120 PAGES INTO THIS BOOK?
HOW DARE.
Another question.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
Final question.
HOW AM I ONLY 120 PAGES INTO THIS BOOK?
"Yes, but my bone expands when you touch it."
I'm on an emotional roller coaster here, folks.
I'm on an emotional roller coaster here, folks.
I feel like I'm going to need a pillow fort for this.
Act One: COMPLETE.
SCREAMING. ENDLESS SCREAMING.
SCREAMING. ENDLESS SCREAMING.
Act 2: Let's just fucking start with fighting the soul of a planet?!
"Close the door and I'll call you Nonagesimus."
Let me hold up my "I SHIP IT" sign
Let me hold up my "I SHIP IT" sign
I will take all suggests for the Emperor's novelty mug:
Mondays Make Me Bone Tired is my front runner
Mondays Make Me Bone Tired is my front runner
OH! We get lore now! I had sorta assumed that the Empire/what have you was like a humanity-encompassing thing so far, but I guess not?
"You were both terribly relieved and terribly frightened." is such a good summary of this entire book.
I think there is some Real Shit going on here with Ortus...
