A thread of Spirits! A little fun shall we?

Gin is the boy/girl about town, can twerk in a club but can also hold it in the boardroom. You can take gin to a street party as well as your office black tie event and he/she will fit right in. Gin will ride in your jaguar but will also jump danfo with you.

Tequila is the adventurous boy/girl who shows you a whole new world, takes you to the places you didn't know existed in your city and you fall in love and ready to leave your spouse by midnight. However when you wake up in the morning Tequila is gone and ghosts you forever

Vodka is the deeque you go to collect in Iyana Ipaja, it is the ghetto but the orgasm he delivers is premium. You only go with your phone and loose cash and your never tell your friends that you head to that side of town. You spend money on him and troll women who do same.

Dark rum is the neighbour you sneak in to tlof tlof with when your wife is out for grocery shopping, she has low self esteem and let's you in every time you come. You pay for her DSTv and she has your Netflix password as well as the Wifi password. She also likes BDSM

White Rum is the church girl who judges everyone and is holier than everyone only that the choir master used to hang her leg at the back of the church after choir practice. She is also the best soprano in the church and leads the group of people who wear chastity rings.

Triple sec comes from the US to spend summer with her grand mother in Isale Eko, she judges everyone from the patio and wonders why people enjoy being poor in this side of Lagos. When she is not face timing with her friends, she is sleeping with her Nana's gardener.

Scotch has a masters degree from the UK, drives his mothers range rover and has smashed everything across genders from Ajah to Sango. Favourite past time is wearing Agbada to Lagos weddings uninvited, but he is also rich so sugar babies flock to him! Head game is also Madttt

This one is a sugar daddy, held a HoR seat from 1999 to 2003 so is quick to remind you he was in Aso rock just yesterday. Often found playing tennis in Ikoyi club or cruising around Moremi hall. Has 3 official wives and 12 known children but there could be more.

Closeted married gay man who lives in Lekki phase 2 with his wife and daughters who has an apartment in Gbagada where he takes Covenant uni boys to. Stingy and gives not more than 20k as thanks for coming, also a deacon in Ik*yi Bapt*st Chu*ch