ranking the glee club members:

32. every single warbler. useless background dancers.

31. joe. white man with dreads.

30. alistair. very sorry to billie eilish’s brother but i was confused by his presence and he looks like he smells.

29. lauren zises... i love her but the girl has no solos

28. myron. he’s 12

27. ryder. blake jenner is an abuser fuck that man fr

26. puck. mark salling is a pedo he’s burning in hell.

25. kurt. the homophobia grows every time i look at him i can’t stand it

24. sugar. what a queen.... deserved better

23. spencer. he was just gay finn wtf was his deal

22. artie. kevin mchale is fine as fuck but artie should’ve been black.

21. tina cohen chang. GANGNAM STYLE

20. matt. ONE LINE???? ryan murphy is a racist.

19. rory. my irish baby... one of the best voices in that group but his only personality trait was being a leprechaun

18. roderick. take me to church... THAT is how you perform! show stopping. amazing. breathtaking.

17. sam. he was hot. there’s not much else i can say. he was sexy. very attractive. very pleasing to the eye. peak himbo.

16. mike. unproblematic king he just wanted to dance

15. unique. she’s my girl but... her role in new directions was minimal. her duet w marley however... excellent.

14. brittany. TOXIC? TOXICCCC. that’s all i have to say. perfect song for her. a genius.

13. marley rose. so what she’s a y/n character? new york state of mind brought tears to my eyes.

12. finn. paradise by the dashboard light is fucking AMAZING. like genuinely that performance brings me so much joy

12. jane. she looks so good in the warblers outfit i’m so glad they stuck with that uniform bc it’s such a serve...

10. madison. none of the girls on this list have chandelier. so what she gave me single white female vibes... she’s rachel but better

9. jake. look at the material... https://open.spotify.com/track/4VlWvWf3gOF2yZ0SOyUCtX?si=z1z5GC9hRkqb58eSiPcX9w

8. jesse st. james. yes i am a jonathan groff stan yes i do believe i’m a white mans whore yes i will not be taking any criticism

7. quinn. words can’t describe how much i love this girl oh my god her audition was such a good intro to her character why does ryan murphy hate successful women

6. mason. the best of season 6 new directions. the bisexual energy.... very strong

5. rachel. she can SING i won’t tolerate any rachel slander actually because as much as she was annoying she was very much the head bitch that she always claimed to be. an icon. an inspiration. 12/10.

4. mercedes. well you busted my heart. hmmm.

3. santana. she dated demi lovato for fucks sake there was no way she lands outside of the top 3.

2. blaine. talent personified. COUGH SYRUP? TEENAGE DREAM ACOUSTIC? SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW? even the fox.... god he’s my dream bf

1. kitty. end of thread