Joji as your guy best friend: a thread

Here’s the short version of Joji as the protagonist in stories I’ll never write. Enjoy.
1. Boy Next Door

- has been your neighbor forever
- calls you at midnight to go to whatever fast food spot he’s craving
- probably knows more about you than anyone else
- vents to you about his relationship problems
- secretly wanted to ask you to prom but never did
1. Boy Next Door- has been your neighbor forever - calls you at midnight to go to whatever fast food spot he’s craving- probably knows more about you than anyone else- vents to you about his relationship problems- secretly wanted to ask you to prom but never did
1. Boy Next Door- has been your neighbor forever - calls you at midnight to go to whatever fast food spot he’s craving- probably knows more about you than anyone else- vents to you about his relationship problems- secretly wanted to ask you to prom but never did
1. Boy Next Door- has been your neighbor forever - calls you at midnight to go to whatever fast food spot he’s craving- probably knows more about you than anyone else- vents to you about his relationship problems- secretly wanted to ask you to prom but never did
2. The hood rat

- always smells like weed
- hangs out with sketchy people
- has a good heart but head is in the wrong place
- lives off of top ramen and Red Bulls
- always in clothes two sizes too big
- turns into a giant friendly teddy bear when he’s high
2. The hood rat- always smells like weed- hangs out with sketchy people- has a good heart but head is in the wrong place- lives off of top ramen and Red Bulls - always in clothes two sizes too big - turns into a giant friendly teddy bear when he’s high
2. The hood rat- always smells like weed- hangs out with sketchy people- has a good heart but head is in the wrong place- lives off of top ramen and Red Bulls - always in clothes two sizes too big - turns into a giant friendly teddy bear when he’s high
2. The hood rat- always smells like weed- hangs out with sketchy people- has a good heart but head is in the wrong place- lives off of top ramen and Red Bulls - always in clothes two sizes too big - turns into a giant friendly teddy bear when he’s high
2. The hood rat- always smells like weed- hangs out with sketchy people- has a good heart but head is in the wrong place- lives off of top ramen and Red Bulls - always in clothes two sizes too big - turns into a giant friendly teddy bear when he’s high
3. Cancer crew

- always hanging out with the same two nerdy guys
- you’re probably his only friend that’s a girl
- he talks to you like one of the guys when he’s in front of them but is actually soft when they’re not around - part of who he is bc of his bois
3. Cancer crew - always hanging out with the same two nerdy guys - you’re probably his only friend that’s a girl - he talks to you like one of the guys when he’s in front of them but is actually soft when they’re not around - part of who he is bc of his bois
3. Cancer crew - always hanging out with the same two nerdy guys - you’re probably his only friend that’s a girl - he talks to you like one of the guys when he’s in front of them but is actually soft when they’re not around - part of who he is bc of his bois
3. Cancer crew - always hanging out with the same two nerdy guys - you’re probably his only friend that’s a girl - he talks to you like one of the guys when he’s in front of them but is actually soft when they’re not around - part of who he is bc of his bois
3. Cancer crew - always hanging out with the same two nerdy guys - you’re probably his only friend that’s a girl - he talks to you like one of the guys when he’s in front of them but is actually soft when they’re not around - part of who he is bc of his bois
4. Gym rat

- always smells like sweat
- makes you get up at 5am to go for a run
- drinks Gatorade more than water
- sends you snaps of him at the gym at random times of the day
- owns a nice car but walks every fucking where for exercise
4. Gym rat - always smells like sweat- makes you get up at 5am to go for a run - drinks Gatorade more than water - sends you snaps of him at the gym at random times of the day - owns a nice car but walks every fucking where for exercise
4. Gym rat - always smells like sweat- makes you get up at 5am to go for a run - drinks Gatorade more than water - sends you snaps of him at the gym at random times of the day - owns a nice car but walks every fucking where for exercise
5. Day 1

- your most loyal friend
- drops whatever he’s doing to be there for you when you need it
- calls you to make sure you got home safe when y’all hang out
- everyone says y’all should date but you’re too scared to risk losing your best friend
- gives the best advice
5. Day 1- your most loyal friend - drops whatever he’s doing to be there for you when you need it- calls you to make sure you got home safe when y’all hang out - everyone says y’all should date but you’re too scared to risk losing your best friend- gives the best advice
5. Day 1- your most loyal friend - drops whatever he’s doing to be there for you when you need it- calls you to make sure you got home safe when y’all hang out - everyone says y’all should date but you’re too scared to risk losing your best friend- gives the best advice
6. Fratboy
- always at a party
- drunk atleast five out of seven days of the week
- room is always a mess
- brags about how good cocaine is but has never touched a drug in his life
- tries to hit on you when he’s had too many drinks
6. Fratboy - always at a party - drunk atleast five out of seven days of the week- room is always a mess - brags about how good cocaine is but has never touched a drug in his life - tries to hit on you when he’s had too many drinks
6. Fratboy - always at a party - drunk atleast five out of seven days of the week- room is always a mess - brags about how good cocaine is but has never touched a drug in his life - tries to hit on you when he’s had too many drinks
6. Fratboy - always at a party - drunk atleast five out of seven days of the week- room is always a mess - brags about how good cocaine is but has never touched a drug in his life - tries to hit on you when he’s had too many drinks
7. Business man

- workaholic
- wants to be the CEO of his own company one day
- tweets/shares inspirational quotes about success on his socials every morning
- likes black coffee
- smokes a cig on his lunch break to manage the stress
- takes you out to eat at 5 star places
7. Business man - workaholic - wants to be the CEO of his own company one day - tweets/shares inspirational quotes about success on his socials every morning- likes black coffee - smokes a cig on his lunch break to manage the stress - takes you out to eat at 5 star places
7. Business man - workaholic - wants to be the CEO of his own company one day - tweets/shares inspirational quotes about success on his socials every morning- likes black coffee - smokes a cig on his lunch break to manage the stress - takes you out to eat at 5 star places
8. The intellectual

- his fav movie is inception
- always talking about existentialism or his place in the universe
- says weed keeps him enlightened
- makes semi valid points most of the time
- always fighting with someone on Twitter/Facebook
8. The intellectual - his fav movie is inception - always talking about existentialism or his place in the universe - says weed keeps him enlightened - makes semi valid points most of the time - always fighting with someone on Twitter/Facebook
8. The intellectual - his fav movie is inception - always talking about existentialism or his place in the universe - says weed keeps him enlightened - makes semi valid points most of the time - always fighting with someone on Twitter/Facebook
9. Shy boi

- never leaves his house
- wears the same two shirts as long as you’ve known him
- probably playing fortnite or league of legends
- takes two days to text back
- you know more about him than anyone else does
9. Shy boi- never leaves his house - wears the same two shirts as long as you’ve known him- probably playing fortnite or league of legends - takes two days to text back - you know more about him than anyone else does
9. Shy boi- never leaves his house - wears the same two shirts as long as you’ve known him- probably playing fortnite or league of legends - takes two days to text back - you know more about him than anyone else does
10. Class clown
- always always makes you laugh
- embarrasses you out in public but you don’t mind
- tags you in his fav memes online
- actually uses his humor to mask his insecurities
10. Class clown - always always makes you laugh - embarrasses you out in public but you don’t mind - tags you in his fav memes online- actually uses his humor to mask his insecurities
10. Class clown - always always makes you laugh - embarrasses you out in public but you don’t mind - tags you in his fav memes online- actually uses his humor to mask his insecurities
10. Class clown - always always makes you laugh - embarrasses you out in public but you don’t mind - tags you in his fav memes online- actually uses his humor to mask his insecurities
10. Class clown - always always makes you laugh - embarrasses you out in public but you don’t mind - tags you in his fav memes online- actually uses his humor to mask his insecurities
11. The underground producer

- lives in the studio
- makes beats for other people under an alias
- doesn’t think he’s good enough to make it on his own
- only shares his music with you
11. The underground producer - lives in the studio - makes beats for other people under an alias - doesn’t think he’s good enough to make it on his own - only shares his music with you
11. The underground producer - lives in the studio - makes beats for other people under an alias - doesn’t think he’s good enough to make it on his own - only shares his music with you
12. Flowerboy

- obsessed with planting/gardening
- thinks talking to his plants will help them grow
- tells you about all the dif types of flowers in the park
- only cooks the stuff he grows himself
- sends you progress pics of his plants every week
12. Flowerboy- obsessed with planting/gardening - thinks talking to his plants will help them grow- tells you about all the dif types of flowers in the park - only cooks the stuff he grows himself - sends you progress pics of his plants every week
12. Flowerboy- obsessed with planting/gardening - thinks talking to his plants will help them grow- tells you about all the dif types of flowers in the park - only cooks the stuff he grows himself - sends you progress pics of his plants every week
12. Flowerboy- obsessed with planting/gardening - thinks talking to his plants will help them grow- tells you about all the dif types of flowers in the park - only cooks the stuff he grows himself - sends you progress pics of his plants every week
13. Edgy mf

- always has his hair covering his face
- makes you take a million pics of him for his insta and come up with cryptic captions
- only listens to nirvana
- doesn’t believe in love
- disappears for days at a time with no warning
13. Edgy mf - always has his hair covering his face - makes you take a million pics of him for his insta and come up with cryptic captions - only listens to nirvana - doesn’t believe in love - disappears for days at a time with no warning
13. Edgy mf - always has his hair covering his face - makes you take a million pics of him for his insta and come up with cryptic captions - only listens to nirvana - doesn’t believe in love - disappears for days at a time with no warning
14. The player

- constantly in and out of relationships
- tendency to cheat bc he gets bored quickly
- you have a crush on him
- he’s smooth af and always gets what he wants
- has 2 phones
- always asking you to cover for him when he needs an alibi
14. The player - constantly in and out of relationships - tendency to cheat bc he gets bored quickly - you have a crush on him - he’s smooth af and always gets what he wants - has 2 phones - always asking you to cover for him when he needs an alibi
14. The player - constantly in and out of relationships - tendency to cheat bc he gets bored quickly - you have a crush on him - he’s smooth af and always gets what he wants - has 2 phones - always asking you to cover for him when he needs an alibi
14. The player - constantly in and out of relationships - tendency to cheat bc he gets bored quickly - you have a crush on him - he’s smooth af and always gets what he wants - has 2 phones - always asking you to cover for him when he needs an alibi
15. The Model

- models for vogue/GQ/ men’s health
- always talking about asian representation will transform the fashion industry
- only owns designer items
- everyone thinks he has a big head but is actually super humble
- flies you out for fashion week in every major city
15. The Model - models for vogue/GQ/ men’s health - always talking about asian representation will transform the fashion industry - only owns designer items - everyone thinks he has a big head but is actually super humble - flies you out for fashion week in every major city
15. The Model - models for vogue/GQ/ men’s health - always talking about asian representation will transform the fashion industry - only owns designer items - everyone thinks he has a big head but is actually super humble - flies you out for fashion week in every major city
15. The Model - models for vogue/GQ/ men’s health - always talking about asian representation will transform the fashion industry - only owns designer items - everyone thinks he has a big head but is actually super humble - flies you out for fashion week in every major city
16. World Traveler

- in a different city/country every week
- always comes back home with crazy stories to tell
- makes friends very easily
- you actually have no idea what he does for a living
- has a perfect Instagram aesthetic
16. World Traveler - in a different city/country every week - always comes back home with crazy stories to tell - makes friends very easily - you actually have no idea what he does for a living - has a perfect Instagram aesthetic
16. World Traveler - in a different city/country every week - always comes back home with crazy stories to tell - makes friends very easily - you actually have no idea what he does for a living - has a perfect Instagram aesthetic
16. World Traveler - in a different city/country every week - always comes back home with crazy stories to tell - makes friends very easily - you actually have no idea what he does for a living - has a perfect Instagram aesthetic
You can follow @injojihistory.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled:
There are a lot of misconceptions about the Turkish diaspora in Germany. Since i just finished writing an essay about this topic I thought it's time to give other people
Read more
Las mejores calculadoras online en 2020A thread http://totumat.com/2020/11/26/las-mejores-calculadoras-online-en-2020/ Cuando se estudian asignaturas que requieren de cálculos complicados, nada mejor que contar con una buena calculadora.
Read more
Mitigating #ClimateChange is as much about taking up new techs as about leaving others behindMost studies focus on #coal's global downfall but another #energy tech decline is loomingRead my new
Read more