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- IT IS NOW SUNDAY -
If you& #39;re reading this, it means you have lived (so far) to see another day...
...make of that what you will.
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299919522770477067
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyB... href="https://twtext.com//hashtag/AllTimesEastern"> #AllTimesEastern
If you& #39;re reading this, it means you have lived (so far) to see another day...
...make of that what you will.
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299919522770477067
1:23 AM - Still drinking.
Waitaminnit... 1:23.
1 + 2 = 3
3 + 3... = 6!
6!
(I& #39;m tripping, aren& #39;t I?)
#AllTimesEastern
Waitaminnit... 1:23.
1 + 2 = 3
3 + 3... = 6!
6!
(I& #39;m tripping, aren& #39;t I?)
#AllTimesEastern
3:20 AM - Oh, shit...
3 sixes.
Fuck.
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299968054453993472
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyB... href="https://twtext.com//hashtag/AllTimesEastern"> #AllTimesEastern
3 sixes.
Fuck.
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299968054453993472
3:33 AM - Why am I tweeting at THIS time when I know 3 threes make 9 which is an upside down 6?!
#AllTimesEastern
#AllTimesEastern
4:10 AM - 10 minutes!
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299980182585999360
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyB... href="https://twtext.com//hashtag/AllTimesEastern"> #AllTimesEastern
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299980182585999360
If you have nothing to 
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#AllTimesEastern
#AllTimesEastern
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4:26 AM - Apparently, some charming fellow (sarcasm) finds using Bible Verses to slander a dead man in comparison to another.
*Sigh*
#AllTimesEastern
*Sigh*
#AllTimesEastern
5:00 AM - WAIT, THERE& #39;S MORE:
He was "Googling contrarian Bible Verses to prove a point..."https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
Didn& #39;t work thoughhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">
#AllTimesEastern
He was "Googling contrarian Bible Verses to prove a point..."
Didn& #39;t work though
#AllTimesEastern
5:02 AM - Sorry, I misqouted him; THIS IS WHAT he said: "You gotta know Im just googling these contrarian verses for fun at this point..."
#AllTimesEastern
#AllTimesEastern
Thank @PitchAFett
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299985205533474816
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyB... href="https://twtext.com//hashtag/ThisTimeOnlyCentral"> #ThisTimeOnlyCentral
https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmGuzzyBowen/status/1299985205533474816
5:27 PM - Just got sprayed by toilet water trying to stop the... pump, or whatever from running.
I. AM NOT. A PLUMBER!
Whatever I did worked, thoughhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏾♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
#AllTimesEastern
I. AM NOT. A PLUMBER!
Whatever I did worked, though
#AllTimesEastern
EDIT: AM. 5:27 AM.
(DAMMIT!)
(DAMMIT!)
