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Story Za Tonnie Sn 3 Ep 4 ( What Do Men Really Want? 
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"Men are trash!" Almost every woman has said this at least once in their lifetime. Here& #39;s the deal ladies, we know we& #39;re, but we have our reasonshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. So, What do men really want? Wanaume wanatakanga nini kwa mapenzi? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">..
"Men are trash!" Almost every woman has said this at least once in their lifetime. Here& #39;s the deal ladies, we know we& #39;re, but we have our reasons
I can tell you for sure, not even men themselves know what they wanthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Ask one and he and he will boldly start mentioning, companionship, humility, respect, friendship... Which is just PR, very few of us actually give a shit about those things, we just say them to look serious.
I would be lying if I told y& #39;all I know what I want in a woman, but I& #39;m not entirely clueless, I have a starting point, "do you have ass or not?" the rest follow from therehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. There was a time I thought I knew I what wanted, but I later realized I didn& #39;t know shit, Skiza Story...
There was this time maisha ya juja ilikua imenitwanga ajab, gas imeisha,token inalia, shopping imebaki majani chai na chumvihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">.Nascroll contacts from A-Z, hakuna mtu anaeza niokolea, so I did what every kenyan does in that situation, nikafuta namba zote,I was done with fake frnds
It was time time to rebuild myself, nikawacha pombe, nikaachana na wasichana, lakini vela ni dawa haingewachikahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">. I even came up with a plan to get back on my feet. I had objectives and everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Cabron had abandoned his old ways, I was a changed man, a serious man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
So I got down to hustling and thankfully after 2 months I made back to my feet, kwa nyumba kulikua mpaka na tomato paste, nikiwa na hio nakuanga nimeomokahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. I was in a good place by my standards, so I felt the need to have a companion https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, lakini sio Sassy Divas, hao sikua nataka
This time I wanted a serious girl, an understanding one, one who has a purpose and goals, yaani wife materialhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, and I was willing to be patient till I find one. Friday fulani usiku nilikua I for a walk in school, and on my way back nikapatana na crowd fulani ikitoka church.
A few meters behind kulikua na dem fulani, elegantly dressed lady with a sober walking style, upright shoulders and her head held high. She was exactly the kind of lady I was looking for, I had to go for it.I went close, she had melanin in abundance, but she was very pretty https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
After saying hi, I immediately noticed she had a very heavy meru accent, the old me would have aborted the mission immediately, but I was achanged man, such things didn& #39;t bother me no morehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Nikampea manifesto yangu tukitembea, akaikubali, na akanidunga digits https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">.
After 2 weeks of talking we started seeing each other. Her name was Brigitte, a very humble and kind girl who was very serious about church affairs, alikua wa SDA.This was new for cabron, hio maisha ilikua inanilemea but nilikua nakazana, I didn& #39;t want to go back to my old wayshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Ikafika time Brigitte ananiinvite ata church service ya Friday night. So one Friday moja nikaamua kuenda, iko nene. After seven years of absence, cabron was back in churchhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.But even with the shenanigans and hullabaloo surrounding my life at that time, I was unable to can https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
She understood though na life ikaendelea, tulikua tunaomba na yeye bedsitter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Cabron had one problem though, dryspell https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">,hio haitambuangi ama umechange au lahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. But Briggite was preserving herself till marriage, I was in trouble,I had to try and convince her to change her mind
It had been 3 months without sekete, hio ndo record yangu ya longest dryspell period btwhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, I had to do something. Nikamshow ata kwa google facts vile a man should ejaculate at least 21 times a month to reduce risk of prostrate cancer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, vituko kama hizo buana, akakubali kunipea
Nikaanza kupewa, but there was a problem. In my older days, nilikua nimezoea madem wild, watu wako na skill, but this church girl had no skills in this department.The P was tight yes, but that is not enough, lazima ujue kuserve.Huyo dem hakua anajua kugawa bana, so frustratinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Elevated starfish hakua anajua, nikajaribu kumtrain, wapihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">. Her riding was miles below average, anakalia nduthi na hagurumishi buana, nansenz https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">. To make matters worse, my favorite, backshots, she couldn& #39;t take them, her arch was trashhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź" title=""Werfen sie AbfĂ€lle in die dafĂŒr vorgesehenen BehĂ€lter"-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: "Werfen sie AbfĂ€lle in die dafĂŒr vorgesehenen BehĂ€lter"-Zeichen">. Lakini cabron alibidi nivumiliehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
She had good qualities for a wife, but zero in the bedroom affairs, a huge deficiency if you ask me. So friday fulani akanishow niende kwake, I had only been there once before. Kufika nilipata halaiki ya mangeos https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đČ" title="Erstauntes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erstauntes Gesicht">,ni kama alikua ananiintroduce kwa mabeshte wake, I wasn& #39;t readyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đš" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">
Hio rende ilikua cocktail ya church ghels na hii garagaria ingine ya makeghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, sijui rada ilikua gani, how were they even friends? Anyway tukapiga story na wao, it was so akward, dem wangu alikua amenyamaza, hawa magaidi wa keg ndo walikua wananiattackhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, I was very uncomfortable.
Ilikua jioni na kila friday lazima angeenda service chuo, so akanishow tutoke nimpige push aende church. Tukitoka dem mmoja akaniwinkia, akawhishper, "https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">no 16". Sijui alinionaje kama naeza cheat ama upuzi kama hio, kwa nini aliniwinkia? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">, kidogo nimseme kwa manzi yangu mimihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">.
Nikapeleka manzi yangu church, but on my way back I couldn& #39;t stop thinking about that winkhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">. It reminded me of the good old days, I didn& #39;t know why, but it was very tempting. Nikapita shop nikanunua Trust, alafu teketeke nikafika hio no. 16,I had betrayed myself, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">..
Kufika dem akafungua, she was like "I knew you would comehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen">". So I asked her why she said that, she told me alikua amenicheki containers before nikikata maji, so she knew Brigitte wasn& #39;t my type of girl. I tried to explain to her that I had changed lakini wapihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">..
Dem akachomoa stashhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Ahornblatt" aria-label="Emoji: Ahornblatt"> akaanza kuroll, hio temptation ilishinda ile ya shetani kuambia yesu abadilishe mawe ikue mkate akiwa fastinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">. Nikaamua irriz whar irriz, sometimes it& #39;s okay to have some fun, iko nenehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Tukaiva na huyo dem, akachomoa kakuota kwa keja, huyu alikua gaidihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Vile zangu zilishika nikamshow vile nimemiss kugwara vizurihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">,body language yake ikasema "say no more" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.Haraka upesi dem akanishukisha trouser,puliza firimbi,an experience that I only had like 5 months prior to that day.I let go of the new me bullshit,Cabron back to his element
Dem akanidandia, she was redehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, kidogo aizamishe bila jackethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đš" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">, akakutana na trust hizo maeneo,akanivalisha,kick offhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">. Huyo dem alikua na haga biggy kuliko ya Brigitte, tena ilikua majimaji, hata kama ilikua inakaa maganda ya ndimu, haikua smooth, but it would do for the dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
Kuangalia juu ya nyondos, dem alikua na ile tattoo ya fence, ile inakaa fence ya boobs, she was from the streetshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. From the onset vile alikalia Ducati, akaenda up and down once, I could tell she was an experienced moron. Vigorous riding with clapping buttcheekshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Pfirsich" aria-label="Emoji: Pfirsich">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŠ" title="SchweiĂtropfen" aria-label="Emoji: SchweiĂtropfen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">..
Cabron was reborn, the very thing I had been missing was right in my presence, I was smiling like cheshire cathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen">. Dem kumgeuza backshots, alinisetia ile demonic arch, the one that leaves no inch unused https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">, no complaints, she actually was throwing it back at mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">, imagine that.
After nimepiga mechi it was late so I decided to spend. The entire night I was thinking about what just happened. Wondering why Brigitte didn& #39;t have such skills, angekua complete package,ama mbona huyo dem wa skills hakua good girl? You can& #39;t have it all, it& #39;s the sad reality https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">.
So nikaaccept nilikua nimebackslide, but it was with good reasons, I needed good sexhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">. I realized that I had been trying to be something that I wasn& #39;t, once a Cabron, always a Cabron. Asubuhi nikaamua nitachomoka hio ploti teke, nisipatane na Briggite, shetani naye ni nanihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đš" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">..
Vile tu nilitoka kwa mlango ya huyo dem nilipatana na Briggite akitoka kubuy breakfast, macho tu, ata hakuongea, my goose was cooked, but honestly I didn& #39;t give a shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.So hio mapenzi iliishia hapo, I had smashed a girl without even asking her name, I still don& #39;t know her namehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Can you blame me thoughhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">? That& #39;s every nigga& #39;s life. We want a good girl for family, but a bad girl in the bedroom, which is impossible to gethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. We want a church girl who isn& #39;t too much into church, she should also be ratchet but not too ratchethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, I know macabron mnanielewahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
My advice to men, get a girl for each character you desirehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, mmoja wa kupeleka nyumbani, mwingine wa sekete, mwingie wa kukata maji, all departments should have a representative https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">, because there no ideal woman for a man.
Seriously though, what should we do? Tell ushttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â" title="Schreibfeder" aria-label="Emoji: Schreibfeder">
Seriously though, what should we do? Tell us
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Let& #39;s get to 20K guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đȘ" title="Angespannter Bizeps" aria-label="Emoji: Angespannter Bizeps">.
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Good dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">
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