Story Za Tonnie Sn 3 Ep 4 ( What Do Men Really Want? )
"Men are trash!" Almost every woman has said this at least once in their lifetime. Here's the deal ladies, we know we're, but we have our reasons . So, What do men really want? Wanaume wanatakanga nini kwa mapenzi? ..

I can tell you for sure, not even men themselves know what they want. Ask one and he and he will boldly start mentioning, companionship, humility, respect, friendship... Which is just PR, very few of us actually give a shit about those things, we just say them to look serious.

I would be lying if I told y'all I know what I want in a woman, but I'm not entirely clueless, I have a starting point, "do you have ass or not?" the rest follow from there. There was a time I thought I knew I what wanted, but I later realized I didn't know shit, Skiza Story...

There was this time maisha ya juja ilikua imenitwanga ajab, gas imeisha,token inalia, shopping imebaki majani chai na chumvi.Nascroll contacts from A-Z, hakuna mtu anaeza niokolea, so I did what every kenyan does in that situation, nikafuta namba zote,I was done with fake frnds

It was time time to rebuild myself, nikawacha pombe, nikaachana na wasichana, lakini vela ni dawa haingewachika. I even came up with a plan to get back on my feet. I had objectives and everything . Cabron had abandoned his old ways, I was a changed man, a serious man .

So I got down to hustling and thankfully after 2 months I made back to my feet, kwa nyumba kulikua mpaka na tomato paste, nikiwa na hio nakuanga nimeomoka. I was in a good place by my standards, so I felt the need to have a companion , lakini sio Sassy Divas, hao sikua nataka

This time I wanted a serious girl, an understanding one, one who has a purpose and goals, yaani wife material, and I was willing to be patient till I find one. Friday fulani usiku nilikua I for a walk in school, and on my way back nikapatana na crowd fulani ikitoka church.

A few meters behind kulikua na dem fulani, elegantly dressed lady with a sober walking style, upright shoulders and her head held high. She was exactly the kind of lady I was looking for, I had to go for it.I went close, she had melanin in abundance, but she was very pretty

After saying hi, I immediately noticed she had a very heavy meru accent, the old me would have aborted the mission immediately, but I was achanged man, such things didn't bother me no more. Nikampea manifesto yangu tukitembea, akaikubali, na akanidunga digits .

After 2 weeks of talking we started seeing each other. Her name was Brigitte, a very humble and kind girl who was very serious about church affairs, alikua wa SDA.This was new for cabron, hio maisha ilikua inanilemea but nilikua nakazana, I didn't want to go back to my old ways

Ikafika time Brigitte ananiinvite ata church service ya Friday night. So one Friday moja nikaamua kuenda, iko nene. After seven years of absence, cabron was back in church.But even with the shenanigans and hullabaloo surrounding my life at that time, I was unable to can

She understood though na life ikaendelea, tulikua tunaomba na yeye bedsitter . Cabron had one problem though, dryspell ,hio haitambuangi ama umechange au la. But Briggite was preserving herself till marriage, I was in trouble,I had to try and convince her to change her mind

It had been 3 months without sekete, hio ndo record yangu ya longest dryspell period btw, I had to do something. Nikamshow ata kwa google facts vile a man should ejaculate at least 21 times a month to reduce risk of prostrate cancer , vituko kama hizo buana, akakubali kunipea

Nikaanza kupewa, but there was a problem. In my older days, nilikua nimezoea madem wild, watu wako na skill, but this church girl had no skills in this department.The P was tight yes, but that is not enough, lazima ujue kuserve.Huyo dem hakua anajua kugawa bana, so frustrating

Elevated starfish hakua anajua, nikajaribu kumtrain, wapi. Her riding was miles below average, anakalia nduthi na hagurumishi buana, nansenz . To make matters worse, my favorite, backshots, she couldn't take them, her arch was trash. Lakini cabron alibidi nivumilie

She had good qualities for a wife, but zero in the bedroom affairs, a huge deficiency if you ask me. So friday fulani akanishow niende kwake, I had only been there once before. Kufika nilipata halaiki ya mangeos ,ni kama alikua ananiintroduce kwa mabeshte wake, I wasn't ready

Hio rende ilikua cocktail ya church ghels na hii garagaria ingine ya makeg, sijui rada ilikua gani, how were they even friends? Anyway tukapiga story na wao, it was so akward, dem wangu alikua amenyamaza, hawa magaidi wa keg ndo walikua wananiattack, I was very uncomfortable.

Ilikua jioni na kila friday lazima angeenda service chuo, so akanishow tutoke nimpige push aende church. Tukitoka dem mmoja akaniwinkia, akawhishper, "no 16". Sijui alinionaje kama naeza cheat ama upuzi kama hio, kwa nini aliniwinkia? , kidogo nimseme kwa manzi yangu mimi.

Nikapeleka manzi yangu church, but on my way back I couldn't stop thinking about that wink. It reminded me of the good old days, I didn't know why, but it was very tempting. Nikapita shop nikanunua Trust, alafu teketeke nikafika hio no. 16,I had betrayed myself, ..

Kufika dem akafungua, she was like "I knew you would come". So I asked her why she said that, she told me alikua amenicheki containers before nikikata maji, so she knew Brigitte wasn't my type of girl. I tried to explain to her that I had changed lakini wapi..

Dem akachomoa stash akaanza kuroll, hio temptation ilishinda ile ya shetani kuambia yesu abadilishe mawe ikue mkate akiwa fasting. Nikaamua irriz whar irriz, sometimes it's okay to have some fun, iko nene. Tukaiva na huyo dem, akachomoa kakuota kwa keja, huyu alikua gaidi

Vile zangu zilishika nikamshow vile nimemiss kugwara vizuri,body language yake ikasema "say no more" .Haraka upesi dem akanishukisha trouser,puliza firimbi,an experience that I only had like 5 months prior to that day.I let go of the new me bullshit,Cabron back to his element

Dem akanidandia, she was rede, kidogo aizamishe bila jacket, akakutana na trust hizo maeneo,akanivalisha,kick off. Huyo dem alikua na haga biggy kuliko ya Brigitte, tena ilikua majimaji, hata kama ilikua inakaa maganda ya ndimu, haikua smooth, but it would do for the day.

Kuangalia juu ya nyondos, dem alikua na ile tattoo ya fence, ile inakaa fence ya boobs, she was from the streets. From the onset vile alikalia Ducati, akaenda up and down once, I could tell she was an experienced moron. Vigorous riding with clapping buttcheeks..

Cabron was reborn, the very thing I had been missing was right in my presence, I was smiling like cheshire cat. Dem kumgeuza backshots, alinisetia ile demonic arch, the one that leaves no inch unused , no complaints, she actually was throwing it back at me, imagine that.

After nimepiga mechi it was late so I decided to spend. The entire night I was thinking about what just happened. Wondering why Brigitte didn't have such skills, angekua complete package,ama mbona huyo dem wa skills hakua good girl? You can't have it all, it's the sad reality .

So nikaaccept nilikua nimebackslide, but it was with good reasons, I needed good sex. I realized that I had been trying to be something that I wasn't, once a Cabron, always a Cabron. Asubuhi nikaamua nitachomoka hio ploti teke, nisipatane na Briggite, shetani naye ni nani..

Vile tu nilitoka kwa mlango ya huyo dem nilipatana na Briggite akitoka kubuy breakfast, macho tu, ata hakuongea, my goose was cooked, but honestly I didn't give a shit.So hio mapenzi iliishia hapo, I had smashed a girl without even asking her name, I still don't know her name

Can you blame me though? That's every nigga's life. We want a good girl for family, but a bad girl in the bedroom, which is impossible to get. We want a church girl who isn't too much into church, she should also be ratchet but not too ratchet, I know macabron mnanielewa.

My advice to men, get a girl for each character you desire, mmoja wa kupeleka nyumbani, mwingine wa sekete, mwingie wa kukata maji, all departments should have a representative , because there no ideal woman for a man.
Seriously though, what should we do? Tell us...

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