Let me just rant for a second. I haven’t ranted in a long ass time.

I am so fucking tired of Larries getting so much shit. So fucking tired of it. And for what? Literally? People have been shipping celebrities for years. But as soon as it comes to Larry, a ship with 2 males, +
people are suddenly so damn triggered. Just shut up, really. Also stop saying that Larries resent Harry’s success???? That is such bullshit. Larries are so damn supportive of H, while all you Harries do is tweet about how you want him to fuck you.
Also Larries are apparently homophobic? Totally! Even though I’m unlabeled, prefer girls and most Larries are LGBT. But yeah! We are homophobic. We go against wanting to have our own rights!! Totally!!
Also Larries are totally racist guys. But I’m black. And most of the people on my TL tweeting links are Larries. But yeah, we are totally racist.
Y’all are so fucking threatened by Larries. But not any other ship? Not Zarry? Lilo? Or whatever and you know why? Oh yeah! Because you all know Larry is lowkey real but you don’t want to admit it because you want to continue sexualizing your fave and don’t wanna admit +
he’s with somebody you don’t like. Aww. Poor you, baby.
Larries want H and L to be free. We purposely censor names when talking about Larry because we don’t want them in trouble. We do certain things because we don’t want them to be forced in to damage control.
We are so fucking supportive of them and their careers. And guess what? I love being a Larrie. Yeah. I’m a fucking Larrie and what about it? I believe 2 men are in a relationship and I will gladly support them as long as I can. Fuck you.
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