“I like big kitchens and I cannot lie.” — Sir Mix-a-Lot on a home tour, probably

“You can’t touch this.” —MC Hammer giving a home tour, probably

“Now here’s a three story I’ve got to sell.” —Beastie Boys on the way to the next home tour, probably

“Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen.” —Vanilla Ice trying to get the attention of his architect, contractor and interior designer before an investment property home tour, probably

“Who’s down with OPP? You down with OPP?” —Naughty By Nature trying to solicit attendees for a home tour, probably

“Ok. I’m done now.” —Me about this thread and also after seeing popcorn ceilings on a home tour, definitely