What if Gandalf rode a motorcycle instead of shadowfaxe

One artists rendition

This is now my lotr thread anyway legolas

Wargs have been underutilized in band merch, fake fans

The way gimli just fuckin rag dolls to the ground always sends me

The caravan arrives at helms deep

Eowyn is my wife

Treebeard has a wap dont @ me

Mentally I’m Aragorn riding his horse half alive and barely coherent across the fields

Arwens dad is such a jerk

I want a bowling ball with the eye of sauron

Tfw your horn washes up on the riverbank, cloven in two

Boromir in the strawberry dress when

This creature is bound to me

Samwise/Frodo otp

Does anyone have the score for this on vinyl

If I even worked in small part on this trilogy you could not get me to shut up about it for all my days

I want Aragorns haircut

Where was Gondor when we built a ladder to heaven

This is a good sword

Gimlis titties are busting out of his chainmail armour

The elves battle uniforms had such flare

The mouth of the Uruk-hai were so gross well done to whomever moistened those

Empty eye socket reveal

Gimli nailing that guy in the dick with his axe after learning legolas was outscoring him was a power move

Nobody is interacting with this thread but I am keeping it up to preserve these musings in their raw form