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they& #39;re the only person who interacts with me everyone in my timezone hates me or goes to sleep at weirdo times https://twitter.com/fartlore/status/1299894723310751750">https://twitter.com/fartlore/...
so true fi so true
ikr i& #39;m so right about everything
another true fact
we get each other
so true so true
that& #39;s exactly what i was thinking
are we the same person
naw no way
well we are both big fat dykes and we think the same things
omg.....
who sent you here. tell me now
no one i-i swear..
how could i even believe you? how could i trust you.....
i swear this isn& #39;t what it looks like
are you sure? because you seem super sus rn dawg.....
are we about to kiss rn
nawwwwwwwww
yeah bro that& #39;s so sus
yeahhh.
i& #39;m listening to august rn btw
i& #39;m listening to august rn hbu
WTF BRO
WHATS GOING ON
you& #39;re acting super weird rn fi....
no you& #39;re acting weird
naw bro you& #39;re copying me
IM NOT WHAAA
wow bro calm down...
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suddenly i feel like we& #39;re not as similar as we thought........
yeah true bro
truly who are you and who sent you here i need answers
n-no one sent me here! what are you on about
no it just seems awfully weird how you& #39;re responding so quickly and were thinking the exact same things at the exact same times
what are you implying....
are you government made or something
no how could you say that!
i& #39;m just wondering how such coincidences keep happening and why youve been doing this for fifteen minutes...
nah but why you so dedicated.
are we about to kiss rn
why you so interested in kissing me bro
*kisses you softly*
nawl......
this is like the alpha and omega zayn thread...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
you mean zarry you fucking idiot
yeahhh....
am i about to get pregnant https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">
yes through artificial semination sex
oh no i am having morning sickness and cravings https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞" title="Crossed fingers" aria-label="Emoji: Crossed fingers"> how will we sex now that there is a fetus inside my uterus
