Thread by @fentykcals, hooking up with a divorced dad: story time so this starts off [...]

hooking up with a divorced dad: story time

so this starts off obviously with me downloading tinder looking for a sugar daddy (LMAO) but also for a fwb.

my age range was set from 18-55 and as always i had conversations here and there but it never progressed to anything serious

obviously we're getting to know each other through text and that's when i find out he had two kids, a son (11) and a daughter (8).

i have a thing for dads so this was obviously a positive to me. (daddy issues come throughhhh fytb)

anyways, our conversations were interesting as hell and i asked when i could see him.

i suggested the upcoming sunday and that's when he remembered he had a banquet to attend

i had NEVER met up with a man from tinder before, so obviously a babysitting gig for our first meet was the perfect chance. (i'm dumb as fuck i know)

he offered to pay me for my time and everything so i gladly accepted, but i told him i had to run it by my parents first

so i lied to my mom and told her he was a friend of my volleyball coaches and needed a babysitter.

they exchanged numbers and my mom actually SPOKE to this man on the phone, clueless about the way i actually met him

she said it was okay and the plan was set for sunday

i pull up to his house (parked on the street in case he was a murderer so my car could be found easier) and he meets me at my car.

when i say this man was the definition of sexy ass dad- i nearly died in front of him

we hugged and i went inside to meet his kids

they were soooo sweet and polite. all i had to do was make sure they did their homework, brushed their teeth, and put them to bed (this was around 8)

we literally made fruit and vegetable platters, when i say we bonded so nicely it was naturally amazing !!

he made it back home around 9 (earlier than expected) but i told my mom his banquet would last until about 1am (she believed me of course)

so we had 4 hours until i had to go home...

he comes back into his house and i'm laying on the coach watching The Office in the dark.

he grabs my legs, lifts them up and sets them on top of his lap as he sits down on the couch

my heart was pounding through my chest. all i could think about was his hands on my legs

we start talking

he thanks me for being so dependable and caring about his kids

i thanked him for paying me (it ended up being $100 he just said he needed to see if he could trust me)

and we laughed about the amount of trust we put into each other, random strangers from tinder

that's when the energy got intense. he told me i could play some music if i wanted to and i stood up and put it on this mood setting playlist, nothing but slow songs.

i sit back down on the coach except this time i ended up in his lap (oops haha clumsy me)

he held my waist and i remember running my hand through his hair and asking him about his night

i sat there in his lap and we talked for a little while before i fake yawned and said "i'm getting a little sleepy, can i lay on your chest?"

so i did. and when i looked up at him he we locked eyes and i kissed him

then all hell broke loose

we start making out. right there on his couch. music still playing in the background.

i was still in his lap wearing spandex and a sweatshirt while he had on this nice button down shirt and khaki pants with a belt

he lifts me up and lays me on my back along the couch and climbs on top of me.

i reach up and start unbuttoning his shirt and he begins to take it off while i pulled off my sweatshirt, then we kiss some more

at some point during that couch session he asked "do you want to take this to my room?" and i replied "yes sir"

he grabbed my legs and wrapped me around his waist and carried me to his bed while closing the door behind him

me being the sweetheart i am i said "what about the kids? they're in the next room" and he told me they were heavy sleepers and i could use a pillow to cover my screams if i needed to

and i sure as hell did exactly that. when i tell y'all this man had the biggest dick i had ever seen. he must've seen my expression because he laughed and said "yeah, that's one good thing i got going for me" and i TOLD HIM I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT

anyways we fucked for a good two hours before one of the kids knocked on the door. it was his son and he was asking when his babysitter was going home

. his dad told him i was waiting for my phone to charge and he put his kid back to sleep

we get back to business and before i know it 1:30 am comes and my mom is calling my phone. we start looking for my clothes (because they were in the living room the hallway and his room) and i answered the phone saying i fell asleep and that he got back home later than expected

he walked me to my car, kissed me and told me to text him in the morning to make sure i wasn't in any trouble and that if i was, he'd talk to my mom for me

the next day all we talked about was the night before

he walked me to my car, kissed me and told me to text him in the morning to make sure i wasn't in any trouble and that if i was, he'd talk to my mom for me the next day all we talked about was the night before

anyways that's basically it, the next time i saw him my parents were out of town and i spent the night at his house for the entire weekend

. the only other person who knew about this was my irl best friend so thank you ed twt for listening to my story

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