Possible reasons why Niall cut his floof:
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The floof was so thick that Niall was about to fly away every time the breeze hit him.
He went through menopause
He thought âImma show these b*tches that this is my hair, and I make the rulesâ
Maybe his floof didnât fit into his hats??????
Maybe he thought shorter hair would bring out his muscles more. Boy was he right
he saw our love tweets for his floof and decided to go against it
Robert gave Niall the spot and now he was aiming for his hair, so Niall wasnât having it anymore
Maybe itâs the next step until we see bald Niall u guys
Maybe he is saving the planet, less hair means less water, less shampoo, better for the environment
Maybe itâs for a movie, the bond movie, CHAMPAGNE LOVERS INTRO AND THEN BAM, Niall with no floof
Maybe the golfclubs told him to do it. Only the best golfers have short hair...???
Maybe he wants to be able to jump higher.. imagine the next tour: Niall be flying over the stage because the hair isnât weighing him down anymore
I donât know what to tell you guys, I just hope he saved it, framed it, had a funeral for it. He still looks beautiful, smashing, handsome, adorable. RIP floof, rip.
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