This is now a music thread. 1 like = 1 song https://twitter.com/freedomtesto/status/1299853684130623493

Alex G - Crab. Play this for art hoe on date and dance erratically w her in living room, she will have literal heart eyes 4 u

Porcupine Tree - Open Car. Have hit many PR’s to this

Vampire Weekend - Horchata. So you wanna pull rich girls? Play this for them while driving their daddy’s Cadillac on the way to charity golf outing to make her swoon

Death Cab For Cutie - No Joy In Mudville. Listen on rainy afternoon in car overlooking scenic vista for best experience

Modest Mouse - Heart Cooks Brain. Gonna be poasting a lot of “art hoe catnip” in this thread, this is one of those

Skylar Spence - Fiona Coyne. Excellent track for parties, throw it on and dance with some pretty ladies

WU LYF - We Bros. More art hoe catnip. This might be most potent one I post, please use responsibly

The Wonder Years - Melrose Diner. What’s that anon? You want to pull some emo girls? Start with this, very powerful

Fireworks - Arrows. Saw these guys in concert once and made out with the most beautiful Scene girl I’d ever met during this song

The Shins - Caring Is Creepy. Travel to snowy cabin in the woods, put this on, quietly contemplate life in the pines

The Story So Far - Daughters. This is the OG THOT PATROL anthem

The Strokes - Between Love And Hate. Another excellent party song, borrow some of Julian Casablancas’ coolness to mack some party sloots while dancing to this

Young The Giant - Eros. The drums in this are better than sex

Fleet Foxes - Ragged Wood. #PinetreeGang anthem, chop some logs and tend your garden while relaxing to this

Tampa Impala - Is It True. Another party banger from a band chock full of them, this one good for some groovy tangoing

Punch Brothers - Julep. I wish this song was 20 mins long, the mandolin as percussion beat is just too fkin GOOD

The Drums - Money. #SurfRight baby

Tijuana Panthers - Creature. I SAID #SURFRIGHT BABY!

Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings. Play this during sex, thank me later

Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance. Good song for getting pissed up with the lads, starting fights outside of bars

Foster The People - Nevermind. More art hoe catnip. Really easy to learn on guitar as well if you wanna really impress some special indie inclined lady

The Fratellis - Flathead. Fun party song, fun pre-game song, really just all around fun song this one

Nirvana - Scentless Apprentice. Again, drums better than sex

Hippo Campus - baseball. Excellent song to serenade girl with in jokingly serious manner

The Front Bottoms - 12 Feet Deep. More arthoe catnip, easy to learn on guitar, easy to sing, very versatile song for the budding arthoe connossieur

Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks. This song is just great idk what else to say. One of the best songs made in 2010s