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The Legend of #EricOToole
- He once beat up a Grizzly Bear, Arctic Wolf & Moose instead of doing Pilates.
- Rumour has it, he& #39;s bedded two Princesses, one Queen and one Duke... but he& #39;ll never tell.
- He can paddle a canoe with just a feather
- Ottawa is his middle name.
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- He once beat up a Grizzly Bear, Arctic Wolf & Moose instead of doing Pilates.
- Rumour has it, he& #39;s bedded two Princesses, one Queen and one Duke... but he& #39;ll never tell.
- He can paddle a canoe with just a feather
- Ottawa is his middle name.
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- The Pope proudly wears a wristband that says "WWEOTD" (What Would Eric O& #39;Toole Do?)
- Superman and Wonder Woman are both on his iPhone& #39;s recently dialed list.
- He& #39;s been drafted by all 7 Canadian NHL teams.
- He has his own postal stamp that licks itself.
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- Superman and Wonder Woman are both on his iPhone& #39;s recently dialed list.
- He& #39;s been drafted by all 7 Canadian NHL teams.
- He has his own postal stamp that licks itself.
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- He gargles with Sriracha to wake up in the morning
- Air Conditioners now have a setting that& #39;s labelled "EOT", the coolest setting you can get.
- COVID-19 took a nasal test to see if it had Eric O& #39;Toole in it.
- Chances are, your girlfriend or wife has dated Eric O& #39;Toole.
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- Air Conditioners now have a setting that& #39;s labelled "EOT", the coolest setting you can get.
- COVID-19 took a nasal test to see if it had Eric O& #39;Toole in it.
- Chances are, your girlfriend or wife has dated Eric O& #39;Toole.
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- Black Friday doesn& #39;t start until Eric O& #39;Toole says it starts.
- On the hardness scale, Eric O& #39;Toole just passed the diamond.
- Bruce Lee had to tell Eric O& #39;Toole to slow down when they were sparring in Karate.
- It was Eric O& #39;Toole who told E.T. to go home.
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- On the hardness scale, Eric O& #39;Toole just passed the diamond.
- Bruce Lee had to tell Eric O& #39;Toole to slow down when they were sparring in Karate.
- It was Eric O& #39;Toole who told E.T. to go home.
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- Brad Pitt gets insecure around Eric O& #39;Toole
- Eric O& #39;Toole solved the Rubiks Cube by reasoning with it.
- He once lit up a bonfire by winking at it.
- Las Vegas banned Eric O& #39;Toole because he refuses to agree to have anything "stay in Vegas".
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- Eric O& #39;Toole solved the Rubiks Cube by reasoning with it.
- He once lit up a bonfire by winking at it.
- Las Vegas banned Eric O& #39;Toole because he refuses to agree to have anything "stay in Vegas".
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- Keyzer Soze sulked for months when Eric O& #39;Toole made fun of his name.
- The CRA gives Eric $10k back in tax returns every year to avoid having to deal with him.
- Murder Hornets can detect when Eric O& #39;Toole is within 25km of them
- You don& #39;t Trump something, you O& #39;Toole it.
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- The CRA gives Eric $10k back in tax returns every year to avoid having to deal with him.
- Murder Hornets can detect when Eric O& #39;Toole is within 25km of them
- You don& #39;t Trump something, you O& #39;Toole it.
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- Eric O& #39;Toole once sprinted up Mt. Everest because he had two hours to kill
- Kim Jung-un& #39;s haircut is a result of losing a bet to Eric O& #39;Toole
- Michael Jordan quit basketball when he lost a game of "Horse" in a single shot to Eric O& #39;Toole
- Eric refers to Drake as "Aubrey"
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- Kim Jung-un& #39;s haircut is a result of losing a bet to Eric O& #39;Toole
- Michael Jordan quit basketball when he lost a game of "Horse" in a single shot to Eric O& #39;Toole
- Eric refers to Drake as "Aubrey"
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- The Sun sets it& #39;s sunrise & sunrise around Eric O& #39;Toole& #39;s daily schedule.
- Eric O& #39;Toole won a spelling bee by simply tapping on the microphone.
- Energy experts estimate Eric O& #39;Toole& #39;s smile could power 3/4 of Canada if generated.
- Carbs have taken up a "No Eric O& #39;Toole" diet
- Eric O& #39;Toole won a spelling bee by simply tapping on the microphone.
- Energy experts estimate Eric O& #39;Toole& #39;s smile could power 3/4 of Canada if generated.
- Carbs have taken up a "No Eric O& #39;Toole" diet
- Ghosts sit around telling Eric O’Toole stories.
- He thwarted a terrorist attacked once by saying “don’t bother”
- Eric O’Toole doesn’t get tired, he just loses interest.
- He auditioned to play Thor in the Marvel movies but his manliness scared away too many adults.
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- He thwarted a terrorist attacked once by saying “don’t bother”
- Eric O’Toole doesn’t get tired, he just loses interest.
- He auditioned to play Thor in the Marvel movies but his manliness scared away too many adults.
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This is all I’ve got... keep the #EricOToole legend going, peeps.
OK, last one:
- The construction industry now refers to building studs as “Eric O’Tooles”
- If The Lord of the Rings starred Eric O’Toole, it would be a 5-min short film: He takes out Sauron in one punch, disintegrates the ring in his other hand and then sits for the next 4 mins
- The construction industry now refers to building studs as “Eric O’Tooles”
- If The Lord of the Rings starred Eric O’Toole, it would be a 5-min short film: He takes out Sauron in one punch, disintegrates the ring in his other hand and then sits for the next 4 mins
-Eric O’Toole was asked once if he preferred blondes, brunettes or redheads and he replied “that’s correct”.
- All seismic activity in Canada is just Eric O’Toole doing push-ups at home.
- Siri and Alexa both direct all their questions to Eric O’Toole.
- All seismic activity in Canada is just Eric O’Toole doing push-ups at home.
- Siri and Alexa both direct all their questions to Eric O’Toole.
