fuck it

incorrect riddlejokes bc I love that ship sm .

Riddler , after a fight with joker : please shut up , your interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep .

joker , back to him : you might wanna shoot for 24 .

Riddler : you look nice , I wanna kiss you .

joker : excuse me ?

Riddler : I said - if you died , I wouldn't miss you .

Riddler : okay , truth or dare ?

joker : truth .

Riddler : how much have you slept this week ?

joker : . . . dare .

Riddler : go to bed .

joker : I don't like this game .

joker , getting a paper cut : SON OF A BI -

Riddler , gesturing at Joey and Eddie : BABE - THE C H I L D R E N .

joker : IIIIIIIIIISCUIT

Riddler : thank you .

joker : fUcking naiLed it !

Riddler : [ death glare ]

joker : what are your kinks ??

Riddler : oh , just shit like being loved , ( piss ) , and being appreciated .

joker : that's corny , anyways , I like to be choked .

joker : I'm so evil .

joker : I strike fear into people's hearts when I appear .

joker : I FEED off their fear .

Riddler : you sleep with a stuffed bear .

joker : HES MY SECOND IN COMMAND -

Riddler , after screaming at joker for doing something stupid : sorry , lost my cool .

joker : can't lose something you never had .

Riddler : are you done yet ?

joker : with what ?

Riddler : breathing .

Eddie : I can't believe you and joker broke the bed last night !

Joey : must have been a while evening .

joker : haha , yeah .

[ the previous night ]

joker : bet you can ' t jump high enough to touch the ceiling !

Riddler : try me .