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incorrect riddlejokes bc I love that ship sm .
incorrect riddlejokes bc I love that ship sm .
Riddler , after a fight with joker : please shut up , your interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep .
joker , back to him : you might wanna shoot for 24 .
joker , back to him : you might wanna shoot for 24 .
Riddler : you look nice , I wanna kiss you .
joker : excuse me ?
Riddler : I said - if you died , I wouldn't miss you .
joker : excuse me ?
Riddler : I said - if you died , I wouldn't miss you .
Riddler : okay , truth or dare ?
joker : truth .
Riddler : how much have you slept this week ?
joker : . . . dare .
Riddler : go to bed .
joker : I don't like this game .
joker : truth .
Riddler : how much have you slept this week ?
joker : . . . dare .
Riddler : go to bed .
joker : I don't like this game .
joker , getting a paper cut : SON OF A BI -
Riddler , gesturing at Joey and Eddie : BABE - THE C H I L D R E N .
joker : IIIIIIIIIISCUIT
Riddler : thank you .
joker : fUcking naiLed it !
Riddler : [ death glare ]
Riddler , gesturing at Joey and Eddie : BABE - THE C H I L D R E N .
joker : IIIIIIIIIISCUIT
Riddler : thank you .
joker : fUcking naiLed it !
Riddler : [ death glare ]
joker : what are your kinks ??
Riddler : oh , just shit like being loved , ( piss ) , and being appreciated .
joker : that's corny , anyways , I like to be choked .
Riddler : oh , just shit like being loved , ( piss ) , and being appreciated .
joker : that's corny , anyways , I like to be choked .
joker : I'm so evil .
joker : I strike fear into people's hearts when I appear .
joker : I FEED off their fear .
Riddler : you sleep with a stuffed bear .
joker : HES MY SECOND IN COMMAND -
joker : I strike fear into people's hearts when I appear .
joker : I FEED off their fear .
Riddler : you sleep with a stuffed bear .
joker : HES MY SECOND IN COMMAND -
Riddler , after screaming at joker for doing something stupid : sorry , lost my cool .
joker : can't lose something you never had .
joker : can't lose something you never had .
Riddler : are you done yet ?
joker : with what ?
Riddler : breathing .
joker : with what ?
Riddler : breathing .
Eddie : I can't believe you and joker broke the bed last night !
Joey : must have been a while evening .
joker : haha , yeah .
[ the previous night ]
joker : bet you can ' t jump high enough to touch the ceiling !
Riddler : try me .
Joey : must have been a while evening .
joker : haha , yeah .
[ the previous night ]
joker : bet you can ' t jump high enough to touch the ceiling !
Riddler : try me .
