Since lotta new people are comingo into crypto, here's a guide to how to live the bull. It is universal, and applies to every gender, religion, race, and walk of life.

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20k-: Stay focused.

20k: Buy yourself and your loved ones a steak dinner. Hell, maybe even put some guacamole on it. Go crazy. This applies twice as much if vegetarian.

25k: Get COVID and develop T-cell immunity. Remember to keep up the zinc and vitamin D intakes.

75k: Go to Seoul. Hang out with kpop stars. Do a cameo in a kdrama which plot revolves around government corruption or the like. Learn fluent Korean just for the role.

100k: Appear on CNBC and debate Peter Schiff. Don't brag; be classy. Say things like, "I agree, Peter, Bitcoin may go down at some point;" or, "Yeah, I'm neutral at the moment."

125k: KYC on BitMEX. Buy a cup of coffee for cheap at $59.99 USD.

150k: Buy your mom 24.4 mansions and tell her to rent three of them to groups of supermodels on the rise, for "passive income."

175k: Appear on Bloomberg and debate Paul Krugman. Be as rude as possible. Tell him you'll fax him a chart on BTC yearly returns later in the week.

200k: Build a cathedral, Renaissance-style. Invest heavily in educating the youth on how to work, invest, and save efficiently.

225k: Buy the first edition of @nic__carter's collection of essays. Push so that Penguin Classics puts your quote ("He is the Montaigne of our times. I gladly recommend") on the back cover. Try to read at least 700 pages out of the 1,500 total.

250K: Buy yourself a land in the tundra and raise a pack of F1 wolfdogs. Live a life of anonymity, like the wise men and women of yore used to do.

250k+: You figure it out.

Any price: Invest everything in your children, or get some.