screw it
cr: The Stars and Stripes Between Us

The things I do for book twt

Ok, so I forgot our main guy was bi and was surprised to see him thirsting over his best friend but I respect it

“What are a few drunk Republicans in the face of true love?” Amen

Hold on, the writing isn’t half bad...

“No fear, we’re queer!” Who the hell is chanting that at a hockey game

“The Conservative Catholics on Campus?” IM HOLLERING. THATS THEYRE TEAM NAME????

“if his constant bumping around in the dark had a cost, if he was becoming jaded or exhausted or romantically ADD” Romantically ADD??? Wut??

“Or worse, if his exuberant physicality was hurting the rest of the bisexual community, many of whom weren’t nearly as excitable and didn’t appreciate being slut-shamed because of randy assholes like him” food for thought ig

“Had she actually been interested in that guy with the technicolor faux-hawk and scoundrel smile?” It’s just hair dye sweetie, it’ll be alright

“Besides, I’m not taking any shit from their type this year. It’s ridiculous how much the school bends over backwards to protect their stupid feelings while ignoring our right to free speech.” Ben’s last name is definitely Shapiro

“Ben, like the two of them, wore a crucifix proudly on his chest, not always an easy thing around Boston. Marina was used to the double takes, the stares, the surprised are-you-really-wearing-that raised eyebrows” girl WHO is judging you for wearing a crucifix???

“This guy’s perfect for you. He’s tall, cute, Christian. His hair’s a normal color.” Marina chuckled. “Sounds like a unicorn.” I dont even have a comment to make ab this

“College was too expensive, too important to just have fun.” I do understand her struggles as a child of immigrants who wants to make her parents proud

“I came, I saw, I made it awkward” I’m thiiiiiis close to making that my dn

“a girl he’d dated last semester who honestly believed math was racist.” ... I would like to hear more

“Nice girl, but super into all that gender nonsense... “You know, that stuff about people being non-binary.” “That’s total horse crap,” Ben cut in, ignoring Jordan’s shut up and let them talk glare. “There’s no such thing as non-binary.” It’s time for me to throw hands with Ben

Ben really just talks out of his ass doesn’t he

“Nate was too pale and un-muscled to be Leo’s type” leo rlly said I don’t date yts