How to be succesful as a namtweep and survive on Namtwitter.
[A THREAD]

1. Built a clique. I call my clique the defence force. Your clique is that group of tweeps you interact with everyday. Yall meet on twitter and take it to garden inn or kasie vibe. This people hype you up and like and retweet your tweets. This same people protect you when you are

2. ...Getting dragged. Cliquism is a thing on Namtwitter the fossils started it and youngins shouldnt be an exception either. Join any clique or create yout own.

3. Have content. What i always tell newbies. Have content. Tweet as much as possible. Have fire tweets. I personally follow back tweeps with above 10k tweet count.

4. Branding: choose your brand that you will be known for. For example: love n light, motivational, VAR tweets, Being a kandiwapa, Soccer, Fitness, Hashtags, A sbwlists, feminists, finance, law, politics.

5. Find a twitter community. Are you part of Namtwitter, Naija Twitter, SA Black Twitter, American Twitter, Soccer Twitter, Spiritual. Curate your experience.

6. Find a Namtwitter Sub-community: Cabal Twitter, Anti-Cabal twitter, Paragraph Twitter, Shakespeare Twitter, Cancel Twitter, Fossil Twitter, Youngins twitter, Subburb Twitter, Problematic Twitter aka fbook twitter, or Political Twitter.

7. Tetii oBeyoncé: guys avoid being a Beyoncé. Following 200 and followed by thousand is not it. Follow back your people. This people always come thru when you want to win on retweets.

8. Dont kiss ass fossil twitter. Those one are in their own world. If they ignore your comments on their tweets, unfollow them. Dont embarrass yourself like.

9. Sensitive Topics: there is twitter gatekeepers and police. Avoid commenting on r*pe issues or you will be labelled as a r*pe apollogists. Tread wisely on a patriarchy, lgbtq, mental health, ab*rtion tweets. Sit out.

10. Its just twitter: avoid catching feelings on many issues. I was a professional troll, i loved mud and dragging people. Avoid going back n forth with trolls. You will hurt

11. Have fun. We are here for good memes and lit jokes. If you are an activist its understable . Oherwise be like me, here to have a good laugh and logg off. The app will become toxic, if you are always arguing.

12. Earn your respect. Ever had of me getting dragged. They know, they cant touch me. I fight back. I clapback harder. Teach one tweep a lesson, the rest will never come for you unprovoked.

13. Business Twitter: your customer base shouldnt just be twitter. There are bitter people on here who will cancel you on here coz of opinions. Have Facebook and IG as a contingent. Separate your business and personal account.

14. Getting dragged. So you found yourself on the other end of being dragged. Here is some advice: 1) lock your account or 2) mute the tweet or conversation or 3) deactivate your account ot 4) Pay me and my defense force is ready to counter attack. 5) Fight back with clapbacks.

15. Grow your following. You cant be having 1000 followers. Its embarrassing. Grow your audience.

16. Engage: for an influencer this what keeps you in the game. Engage with tweeps. React, retweet and like their shxt.

17. Never Fear Anyone. Drag them back. Bully them back. Tweeps aWalunduk on here mahn.

18. Any other tip to add?

19. How to be a fave?. @Heita_Karu once told me give away money or ewallet Namtwitter sbwlists. They will love and adore you instantly

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21. This thread is from personal and RSA twitter experiences, btw. And for newbies this will surely help you surpass twitter gatekeepers.