I have never watched The Bee Movie, and, despite it's status as a meme, have no idea about what happens in it except that there's a woman who falls in love with a bee? or something?

I just found it on Netflix. Should I watch it and livetweet the experience?

Okay, I guess we're suffering through this together.

So, immediately, honey as deodorant is gross, the stinger sharpening is disturbing, but I enjoy the antenna as phone gag.

Why is the bee society a futuristic vision of a 1950's American capitalist utopia?

Bees aren't capitalist tho?

Stop ruining bees with capitalism.

Okay, this is so not how bees work.

Have these people ever encountered a bee? Why are the "pollen jocks" hench millitary blokes? Every bee I've ever encountered is just a fuzzy lil friend bumping into stuff and trying their best.

WAIT WAIT
WAIT

The concept here is that bees talk English, but just pretend not to?

WHAT

He's never been outside the hive, but he knows what a box kite is well enough to immediately identify it?

Sure.

Also, I'm fairly certain this isn't how cars work.

Bitch there's no way a bee knows what a box kite is, how to read, what a "mayday" is, etc - but doesn't know what a lightbulb is.

oh Jesus is this the moment where the human and the bee fall in love?

I hate it.

I've saved the lives of a LOT of bees. None of them have fallen in love with me and revealed that they can speak English.

I am SO uncomfortable right now.

People MADE this.

Like, a whole team of people wrote this and voice acted it and designed it and animated it and advertised it and released it and I just...

We deserve extinction.

Are they... sword fighting? Right now?

What... what is happening with this mosquito right now?

Side note: The bee teeth are deeply disconcerting.

He's... SUING humans?

okay. right. okay. sure.

okay but who IS this tennis prick?

They just... went to court. They just did that? They were like "aye yeah sure bees can sue the human race." What kind of court would even have jurisdiction for that?!

What is HAPPENING?!

Fuck this heteronormative bee shit tho.

Gimme some queer bees, you COWARDS!

THE BEE JUST RELEASED A BEAR INTO THE COURTROOM?! I AM SORRY WHAT THE FUCK?!

Why is Sting here?!

Okay, one sec, life has intervened. Pausing with 39 minutes left. I shall return soon!