I’ve always wondered how I could get things for free. You mean to tell me that instead of working hard at a job, all I really needed to do was abolish the police?

NPR’s insightful interview with Vicky Osterweil, author of In Defense of Looting https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2020/08/27/906642178/one-authors-argument-in-defense-of-looting

But wait, there’s more! Why aren’t they teaching this in schools?

Looting should be one of our children’s core competencies if they’re to effectively compete in today’s global market.

Exactly. Rioters and looters always know what they’re doing. They’re firmly committed to ushering in the greatest age of exceptionalism America has ever seen.

It’s because they care about us that they loot us. Don’t we see it’s for our own good?