tutorial thread on how to commit not alive:
1st step:
— this step is crucial, find a bottle of vodka
2nd step:
—chug the entire bottle of vodka
3rd step:
—go to your rooftop or any high ground
4th step:
—jump
5th step:
—stand up because you don& #39;t want the doctors that& #39;ll autopsy your body see the forest inside you
6th step:
—stand up and do it again
7th step/last step:
—go to your local McDonald& #39;s and eat the chicken nuggies you deserve
end of thread, i hope this was helpful on how not to alive
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